[Mrs. Beady's campaign video.]
Ned Bovine has nice hair, and can break boards with his head. But did you know that he wants talking barnyard animals to raise your children? Nora Beady will put an end to the talking animal menace once and for all. Her secret police will lock them in circus cages and send them back to Monster Island where they belong.
I'm Nora Beady, and I'll get tough with talking animals. And I'll make you fudge!
Lies! All lies!
Dude, you need to take this fight into the gutter!
Don't do it, Otis. Don't sink to her level.
Don't worry, Abby. I won't. I'm going to go even lower!
That's my cow!
[Otis/Ned Bovine's campaign video.]
Nora Beady, your crazy eyes and ridiculous hair is not what the voters need. Why is it you can't understand this? Well, maybe it's because... YOU'RE NOT OF THIS EARTH! That's right. Nora Beady is an alien spawn from the volcanic netherworld of Planet Zorn, with mind-control fudge to harvest your precious human organs. It's time you tell the truth, Nora, or should I say... Mobile Flesh Unit Zelgrab X81?!
Paid for by the committee to crush Mrs. Beady like the alien spawn she is.
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