Oh, look they picked the dead girl to play dead. Congrats Jenna, you've actually become a cliche of yourself.
Cliche means stupid, right?
S1 E7Over My Dead Body
[to Matty] So you can sleep with me in private, but you can't talk to me in public? Figure out what you want, Matty because I'm tired of being your secret.
S1 E8The Adventures of Aunt Ally and the Lil' Bitch
This was coming from a woman who had simply referred to me as "Lil' Bitch" since the day I was born.
He looked upset. Boners don't make you upset.
[to Jenna] What the hell is going on with your mom? Think she has cancer?
Maybe.
S1 E9My Super Bittersweet Sixteen
If my life had an escape button, I would have checked out for the day. There was only one small problem...
Make a wish!
It was my Goddamn birthday.
As far as I was concerned, fifteen could suck it because sixteen, well, it was starting off pretty damn good.
S1 E10No Doubt
Watching an emotional train wreck was awesome unless you're the one getting hit.
And now everyone probably thinks I'm unstable.
Honey, that probably has more to do with your twitchy eye than your outburst.
Hey, home wrecker! Did I cross a line?
No, the line is across my cheek.
S1 E11I Am Jenna Hamilton
Is there something you want to tell me? Because I'm pretty sure Viera is of the Ellen variety.
Going with a girlfriend was the only way my parents would let me go, so if I have to let her feel me up at the end of the night, I'm down for the cause.
You're embarrassing Jenna.
You're both embarrassing Jenna!
S1 E12Fateful
Thankfully, my dad always had my back.
Now, I'm not pushing anything, but if you guys decide to take things to the next level, make sure your wrap up the sausage.
Assumption was the mother of all screw-ups.
We didn't become a billion strong by hanging out in the library.
Do you think this push-up bra is doing its job?
Yes, but just give it the day off.
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