Matty didn't even flinch. He just jet-ski'd past his heartache.
S2 E1Resolutions
By the way, you look skinny.
That is something a friend would say, bitch!
Val, the cat is imaginary.
So is my relationship!
S2 E2Sex, Lies and the Sanctuary
If you got down and dirty in that hellhole, you have more to worry about than your image. The Sanctuary is the slutty vagina of palace hills, total petri dish.
Can I borrow your thong?
Only if you hand wash it.
Asians aren't magic, they don't have control over everything.
Yes, they do. Why do you think our school flag has a dragon on it?
S2 E3Three's a Crowd
A hot tub equaled one thing: desperation. My mom was desperate for my father's attention and her secret weapon always involved less clothing and more skin.
[to Sadie] Son of a bitch! You played me!
You're welcome.
S2 E4Are You There God? It's Me, Jenna
CClark
I'm not totally sold on the whole Jesus being straight thing. All that time in the desert with 12 dudes and no women...
Hobags are relegated to the back of the bus.
And then on Sunday, Jesus forgives all your sins and there's a taco party.
S2 E5My Love is a Black Heart
[to Tamara] Bad breakup?
10.5 on the dick-ter scale.
Let me tell you something about Ricky Schwartz. The only time he uses the "L word" is for burritos and lesbian porn.
S2 E6What Comes First: Sex or Love?
Considering that Ally's longest relationship was with nicotine her spontaneous engagement was kinda sketch.
[to Jenna] :What's up, suicidal slut? [shoves a dollar in Jenna's shirt] Get used to it. Sex is gonna pay your way through college. You're welcome.
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