Kevin quotes from Awkward

Kevin

[to Jenna] It doesn't have to make sense to you! It only has to make sense to me! I'm your father.

Jenna

Thankfully, my dad always had my back.

Kevin

Now, I'm not pushing anything, but if you guys decide to take things to the next level, make sure your wrap up the sausage.

Jenna

Assumption was the mother of all screw-ups.

Kevin

[to Jenna] When we were young, I did and said a lot of awful things to her. Things she's forgiven but clearly hasn't forgotten. I wasn't always the best guy.

Jenna

Well, let's be real. She hasn't always been the best either.

Kevin

I know, but you've got to cut her some slack. Because what you don't know is that I wasn't always around as much as I should have been and when I was you didn't want me to hold you.

Jenna

That's not true you were the only one who could put me to sleep.

Kevin

...with your Mom's song. Singing that lullaby was the only way to get you to calm down. She wanted me to be your hero.

Kevin

Are you still afraid of the lift?

Lacey

Are you still afraid of me ripping your balls off? Because you should be.