Ming Huang quotes from Awkward

Ming

Well, I don't know if this will make you feel better, but at least you'll be happy you're not me. When I got home, my parents took the bark control shock collar off our dog and put it on me.

Ming

Do all boners look like weapons?

Ming

We didn't become a billion strong by hanging out in the library.

Jenna

Is there something you want to tell me? Because I'm pretty sure Viera is of the Ellen variety.

Ming

Going with a girlfriend was the only way my parents would let me go, so if I have to let her feel me up at the end of the night, I'm down for the cause.

Ming

Asians aren't magic, they don't have control over everything.

Jenna

Yes, they do. Why do you think our school flag has a dragon on it?

Ming

[to Becca] You know my locker combo?

I also know your bra size, but I'm not gonna advertise it.

Jenna

[to Ming] The Mafia knows?

Ming

Is that a rhetorical question? Of course we do! We're magic.