Jenna Hamilton quotes from Awkward

Jenna

For 15 years, I fantasized about everyone noticing me as I walked down the hall. What would I be wearing? Would every guy worship me? Would I be five inches taller and have porn tits? No, that was not my reality. My moment in the spotlight sucked some serious ass.

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It was just a dramatic teenager rant! Not a cry for help. It was a misunderstanding of epic proportions. God, I wanted to die. I mean, you know what I mean.

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In my fantasy scenario, I was gonna be the badass, the rebel, I'd be a legendary sophomore rockstar that no one would ever forget again. But in reality, I had 30 more people taking pictures of my tits.

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I was living this magical high school moment that I only thought happened in movies and like most leading ladies, I wanted more. Not more boning. I wasn't starting a lifelong battle with sex addiction. I just wanted more intimacy.

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[to Matty] So you can sleep with me in private, but you can't talk to me in public? Figure out what you want, Matty because I'm tired of being your secret.

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This was coming from a woman who had simply referred to me as "Lil' Bitch" since the day I was born.

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As far as I was concerned, fifteen could suck it because sixteen, well, it was starting off pretty damn good.

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Watching an emotional train wreck was awesome unless you're the one getting hit.

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A hot tub equaled one thing: desperation. My mom was desperate for my father's attention and her secret weapon always involved less clothing and more skin.

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Considering that Ally's longest relationship was with nicotine her spontaneous engagement was kinda sketch.

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For once, the universe was working in my favor. Which was not cause for celebration. It was setting off alarms.

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The morning dig. For my mother, it was the best part of waking up.

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It was Halloween. That special time of year where students everywhere honored the dead by dressing as sluts.

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Here's the deal, Eva. Things aren't great between Matty and I right now, but I know Matty McKibben and he would never fuck you in my bed, so I don't know what kind of game this is you're playing, but count me out. But, hey, nice try.

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I still hadn’t told Tamara about my own bananagans. Knowing that I took Owen’s v-card had really thrown me for a loop. I was not ready for a serious relationship with a sophomore.