Sadie Saxton quotes from Awkward

Sadie

Maybe people would stop staring at you if you could just finish the abortion your mom botched.

Sadie

If I wrote you an evil letter, you'd better believe I'd sign my name.

Sadie

Hobags are relegated to the back of the bus.

Sadie

[to Jenna] :What's up, suicidal slut? [shoves a dollar in Jenna's shirt] Get used to it. Sex is gonna pay your way through college. You're welcome.

Sadie

I'm a bitch, but I'm not a heartless bitch.

Sadie

Thank you, but you can stuff this up your ass. I'm not in mourning and what the hell would a fucking penguin do if I was?

Sadie

Tell Gingerskank to go fuck herself and then forget I called. I'm fine.

Sadie

Can everyone calm the fuck down? Now!

Sadie

Oh Hameltoe. How you never cease to disappoint.

Sadie

What kind of fucked up, post-apocalyptic world do we live in where Jenna gets to call the shots?

Sadie

Jenna, you have a problem: you’re an asshole.

Sadie

As much as it paints me to say your essay is awesome. I am impressed. It is way more barbaric than anything I could’ve written.

Sadie

If you tell anyone, I’m having this soft side moment, I swear I will cut you.

Sadie

The only thing worse than getting dumped is a eat, pray, suck road trip with you two morons. Good luck with Crossroads 2!

Sadie

Matty, can you get rid of the barnacle for a second so we can talk skiing.