Valerie Marks quotes from Awkward

Valerie

We have two options: 1. You tattoo Jake's name on your arm where it's visible to the viewing public, then you beg him to stay together. He'll say yes because he's a sucker and then never get it removed.

Valerie

Jenna, are you running through the hallway naked? Oh wait, you just reminded me that I need a haircut. Don't ruin the rest of your senior year by being a reckless nudist.

Lissa

And now everyone probably thinks I'm unstable.

Valerie

Honey, that probably has more to do with your twitchy eye than your outburst.

Jenna

Val, the cat is imaginary.

Valerie

So is my relationship!