Dear Prudence, what's up? That goodbye kiss was more like a good dry kiss.
S5 E1Prank Amateurs
Jenna, are you running through the hallway naked? Oh wait, you just reminded me that I need a haircut. Don't ruin the rest of your senior year by being a reckless nudist.
S5 E2Short Circuit Party
[to Sadie] Your turn.
Hell no. I don't do custodial.
Nice work. At least they didn't call the cops.
My husband's going to be very upset when I don't come home with his vodka.
S5 E3Jenna in Wonderland
What is that?
Your bender is a trender.
Put a flavored condom on your head because your mind as about to be blown. Jenna. you are legit popular.
S5 E4Now You See Me, Now I Don't
Ally, what are you doing here? I told security to keep all drunk hags out.
KKyle
I'm sorry, Matty. Run ins with your ex can be hard.
Me and Jenna are OK.
KKyle
I was talking about you and Jake.
S5 E5The Dis-Engagement Dinner
I'll break up with him in the morning. It'll be better over brunch. A brunch up.
Hey, everyone. It looks like someone put a wish in the Tamara and Adam wish bowl.
Um, what the fuck is that?
S5 E6Don't Dream It's Over
[to Jenna] What would you know about a real relationship?
What does that mean?
You fuck up all your relationships.
No, don't ralf and roll all over my seats. My mom will go full American Psycho.
S5 E7The Big Reveal
Relax, it's not like I'm rushing to tell anyone your mom's having another little bitch.
Earth to Hamel-tard. You're blocking my way.
S5 E8An Indecent Proposal
Sergio, I guess what I'm trying to say is that I don't give a fuck about the food truck. I have real world problems.
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