Tatiana quotes from Auf Wiedersehen, Pet

Barry

Aww, where do you get this stuff?

Tatiana

Boots. It’s my herbal laxative.

Barry

Bloody hell. I’ll have a runny nose for days.

Tatiana

If he goes to the police…

Maybe we should kill him. Then you get the house, the business…everything…

Tatiana

Kill him? How?

Make it look like an accident…a car goes off the road…

Tatiana

Not the Bentley!

Tatiana

Barry, let’s talk about this alone, just you and me.

No way kidda! Steal yourself, remember Godfather II…you know, when Diane Keaton begs Al Pacino not to lock her out of his life. And what did he do? Closed the bloody kitchen door on her!

Tatiana

You look like shit, Barry

Barry

Yes well I’ve been held against my will and interrogated with all the mental anguish that implies…you look rather fetching.