48 QUOTES

Mr Humphries quotes from Are You Being Served?

Played by John Inman · 48 quotes · page 4 of 4

Played by John Inman

2nd most-quoted character in Are You Being Served?: in 48 of its 106 quotes
Most scenes with: Mrs Slocombe (18), Captain Peacock (15), Mr Lucas (15)

Scenes with Mr Humphries 45

Think of the fun we could have, not having to come to work any more. I'd go to the pictures everyday and get up late.

I'd play golf. Fancy just driving one down the middle.

Mr Humphries

I'd spend all in day in my garden, tending it and trying out my gnomes in new positions.

No no I should never give in to an Italian whopper!

Mr Humphries

They do have rumours in the underworld!

Are you free?

Mr Humphries

I'm free.