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Archer · Season 8

Archer Season 8 quotes

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S8 E7Archer Dreamland: Gramercy, Halberd!

Typical! Typical typical typical typical!

What could possibly have been typical about that?!

ME! I always do shit like this.

Like what?

All I wanted to do was find out who killed my partner Woodhouse, and the next thing I know I've disappeared up my own asshole, and I'm manumitting sex slaves and grossly abusing corpses and trying to source a finger for some weird psychosexual kidnapping, and then, to top off all the bullshit, getting chased by GODDAMN ROBOTS!! I mean, [beep] halberts, Jesus Christ!!

S8 E8Archer Dreamland: Auflösung

You're better than this! You don't have to be a killer. You can use your powers for the good of all mankind!

DBDutch/Barry

Yeah, I could, but I was a murderer before you turned me into a freak so I don't know why you thought this was gonna have a happy ending.

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