Archer quotes

"Everyone one out! This hotel is closed until further notice!"

Malory

"How can you close me up? On what grounds?"

"I am shocked - shocked! - to find out that gambling is going on in here"

Malory

"Oh for…"

"Ah-hah! Not to mention adultery. [points at Sterling] He seduced my wife: arrest him!"

"Monsieur, this is French territory: of course adultery is not illegal."

"What about consensual buggery?"

[sharp inhalation of breath]

"Ahem...asking for a buddy.

"You destroyed my marriage!"

"Hey, it takes two to tango!"

Pam

"And obviously you guys already had some problems, so…."

Ray

"Zut alors!"

"You wanna talk problems?!" [drinks deeply from decanter]'" "My marriage is ruined: when my family find out why, they will disown me, as will all of New York society. I have no money, no job, no skills and no prospects - and it's all your fault! And so right now the only thing I want in this world - besides for you to die of some heretofore unknown form of eye-hole cancer - is to get off this god-forsaken island!!!"

"And when does it come back?"

Pam

"2 weeks"

"And Whitney's on it?"

Pam

"Uh-huh"

[Cries]

Pam

"Ah, come on now, it's not that bad…"

"He has my passport…" [irony no.2]