Reynaud, Malory and others in “Archer: Danger Island – Strange Pilot”

"Everyone one out! This hotel is closed until further notice!"

Malory

"How can you close me up? On what grounds?"

"I am shocked - shocked! - to find out that gambling is going on in here"

Malory

"Oh for…"

"Ah-hah! Not to mention adultery. [points at Sterling] He seduced my wife: arrest him!"

"Monsieur, this is French territory: of course adultery is not illegal."

"What about consensual buggery?"

[sharp inhalation of breath]

"Ahem...asking for a buddy.