A lot of time, these Korean capacitors can't take this many ohms, and then double the problems when you're trying to defrost somebody's kitty cat in there.
Someone's kitty cat? WHOSE kitty cat?
(picks up a cat) This is Mr. Sparkles. He is a magician and he is NOT to be touched!
Well then whose kitty cat are we talkin' here?
Well do the math. You had one, now you have none. What does that equal?
Terrence! My... (sniffles) skinless love...
I am the king! (chuckles)
Oh, yeah, and the KING is going to sleep out in the yard tonight.
The grass? That is not a slumber chamber fit for a king!
He was a fine pet, good friend, and he was very cherished and...what was he?
It's a SHE, thank you, and his name was Terrence.
Oh, sorry, Meatwad, yes, SHE, and now she's gone. Her life (sniffle) snuffed out in its prime — oh, my God, what is that smell?
I'll tell you what. It's called Carl. Right there, where he dropped that deuce!
You're not gonna be able to stop him now.
It's called Reedickyoulous. Ain't you never seen the ad on TV? "Hey, baby, come by to PICK you up later," only it ain't "pick" they sayin'. It's another word that sounds like "pick", but it's like an inverted p at the beginning, so, you know, it's a different word that sounds like "pick", but it ain't the word "pick". It's a different word...
Then get it — get me one.
It lengthens, strengthen, hardens, girthens, straightens, satisfies, and fully pleasures your crotch.
It's not — they've been sued many times, but women don't get turned on by safe. They crave danger.
Yeah, they want a man who'll try anything, no matter how disreputable the company.
(Carl's Reedickyoulous is running loudly throughout)
(Mr. Sparkles is in the microwave)
Yeah, I know! You're sad about it, right?
Hold on. (holds up post-it reading, "Your Cat — Dead!!" Meatwad writes one saying, "It's your cat, not mine.") Mr. Sparkles! (Sparkles explodes in microwave)
(Meatwad answers the door and sees zombie animals) It's a reunion. Group hug.
Meatwad back away! There all zombified.
(Comes out and notices the gorilla) When did you get a gorilla?
Oh, you don't remember this guy? back in '02. I got tired of always loosing them hamsters you know. So I splurged, 'get me a gorilla'.
BBBig Billy
(Speaking in grunts and sign language) Yeah, you don't remember? Shoving me into a microwave?
(Now a zombie, Returning after sex with the zombie ape) Do I have a big smile on my face? Oh, I'll never kiss and tell...but I pounded that ape, twice...
[Pushes Meatwad away from Shake, into the hole in the floor]
Yeah, and bow down to the king of ape sex!
(Frylock slices off Shake's top — from the nose up — with a battle axe)
I'm sorry you had to see that, Meatwad, but in order to kill a zombie, you have to separate the brain from the spine.
(bottom portion standing up) Hey, I just heard, like, a pop, did you hear that?
HBHoppy Bunny
[with head sticking through arm hole, talking on phone] Well, just clamp the main artery, and I'll be there as soon as I can. [Chatter on other end] Look, it's standard brain-replacement surgery. I do them in my sleep. [Chatter] What do you mean, what am I doing? I'm getting my groove on. I have a life outside of brain surgery. That's just what I do for a living. It doesn't define me. It doesn't make me a bad surgeon. [Chatter] Oh, but furry bunny hands make me a bad surgeon? It may be weird to you, but it is my religion. [Notices Frylock staring at him, hangs up, and gets back inside the costume] What the hell do you want?
What have you done to Carl?
HBHoppy Bunny
We've unleashed him! You know you want a piece.
HBHoppy Bunny
A piece of the animal!
The jewel is mine! (with Frylock's back jewel, rising into the air) I have the power of a thousand suns!
(Later, in a pawn shop)
CClerk
12–thats the best I can do.
Count me here. Alright(guesses & clears his throat) Tell you what? I'll go 20.
CClerk
(mocks him) Tell you what? I'll go 12.
How about that boom box back there??
CClerk
That's an AM transistor radio.
But it will play cassettes right? And the MP3s?
CClerk
I don't know. Yeah, it does.
YES!!! You got a deal... SUCKER!
[To Carl] Yo, chubbs! Hey, hairball!
[Puzzled] Okay? Hehe, I'm sorry, you talking to me, there?
You spin around and direct your attention to me!
You had your cholesterol checked recently? You probably got a heart condition coming on. [chuckles] Oh, yeah!
What, you got, uh... you got a death wish or something, there?
I'm gonna hop in my pool right now and do a few laps, and when I get out, you had better, if you know what's good for you, have a warm towel for me, hot out of the dryer, and I mean HOT! I will not say it again, so if I were you, I'd get those cottage-cheese thighs moving to the laundry room, and eat a salad once in a while. But time is money...
Time IS money! You GIVE us the money!
And my time right now is devoted to laps.
Hey, you told him, man. You TOLD him!
Yeah, I know that I did. It's just so EASY.
I'm gonna tell you Milkshake, you mouth is really writing some checks your cup can't cash.
Is that right? Well why don't you deposit this in your bank of choice!? [Shoots hole in the side of Carl's house] Boom!
Ah, that was a whole Tuscan theme!
Yeah, boy, you did it, whoo! You did it!
What? You callin' me boy?
Do I look like a small child to you?
No, no, of, of course not, of course not. It's a term of, of endearment. I just.. you know, like "I love you, you love me and... well, we big happy family"... p-please don't hurt me.
Yes yes, sally forth. Fetch me my floatie, knave.
Aww, yeah, boy! I mean... y-yes, sir. Yes sir, I'm doin' that.
Ah, oh! (Shake is now seen in Carl's pool) We have talked about this before. I like it at 7, this clearly says 6.8.
What's gotten into you, cup? You put fertilizer on your balls last night?
Yes...but that is none of your concern, and to clarify, you will speak when spoken to.
No I think I speak when I want, it's a free country, jack!
Oh, you like to be free, huh? Well feel free, to feel your ass burn! (fires his lasers at Carl, flying him off-screen)
[Carl is emerging from his house, which is on fire]
Okay, I'm comin' out, I'm comin' out, please don't - (Shake fires lasers at Carl's feet, he backs off) I told you not to shoot! C'mon!
It's not, it's not, please!
'Cause it is to me! (Shake fires his lasers at bags of take-out food Carl is holding)
(screams) Look, I ordered the Mongolian beef like you said! It was combination 79, I got the menu right here; you circled it!
And I changed MY MIND before they got here!
I was to receive multiple little corn-cobs, and that is NOT what I got!
That ain't necessary! (Shake shoots Carl with lasers)
(screams) Relax, okay! We... we... we... we... we can reorder!
Your time is running out my friend. Ya keep makin' mistakes, and sooner or later, I'm gonna have to put ya down.
