[To Carl] Yo, chubbs! Hey, hairball!
[Puzzled] Okay? Hehe, I'm sorry, you talking to me, there?
You spin around and direct your attention to me!
You had your cholesterol checked recently? You probably got a heart condition coming on. [chuckles] Oh, yeah!
What, you got, uh... you got a death wish or something, there?
I'm gonna hop in my pool right now and do a few laps, and when I get out, you had better, if you know what's good for you, have a warm towel for me, hot out of the dryer, and I mean HOT! I will not say it again, so if I were you, I'd get those cottage-cheese thighs moving to the laundry room, and eat a salad once in a while. But time is money...
Time IS money! You GIVE us the money!
And my time right now is devoted to laps.
Hey, you told him, man. You TOLD him!
Yeah, I know that I did. It's just so EASY.
I'm gonna tell you Milkshake, you mouth is really writing some checks your cup can't cash.
Is that right? Well why don't you deposit this in your bank of choice!? [Shoots hole in the side of Carl's house] Boom!
Ah, that was a whole Tuscan theme!
Yeah, boy, you did it, whoo! You did it!
What? You callin' me boy?
Do I look like a small child to you?
No, no, of, of course not, of course not. It's a term of, of endearment. I just.. you know, like "I love you, you love me and... well, we big happy family"... p-please don't hurt me.
Yes yes, sally forth. Fetch me my floatie, knave.
Aww, yeah, boy! I mean... y-yes, sir. Yes sir, I'm doin' that.
Ah, oh! (Shake is now seen in Carl's pool) We have talked about this before. I like it at 7, this clearly says 6.8.
What's gotten into you, cup? You put fertilizer on your balls last night?
Yes...but that is none of your concern, and to clarify, you will speak when spoken to.
No I think I speak when I want, it's a free country, jack!
Oh, you like to be free, huh? Well feel free, to feel your ass burn! (fires his lasers at Carl, flying him off-screen)
[Carl is emerging from his house, which is on fire]
Okay, I'm comin' out, I'm comin' out, please don't - (Shake fires lasers at Carl's feet, he backs off) I told you not to shoot! C'mon!
It's not, it's not, please!
'Cause it is to me! (Shake fires his lasers at bags of take-out food Carl is holding)
(screams) Look, I ordered the Mongolian beef like you said! It was combination 79, I got the menu right here; you circled it!
And I changed MY MIND before they got here!
I was to receive multiple little corn-cobs, and that is NOT what I got!
That ain't necessary! (Shake shoots Carl with lasers)
(screams) Relax, okay! We... we... we... we... we can reorder!
Your time is running out my friend. Ya keep makin' mistakes, and sooner or later, I'm gonna have to put ya down.
I'm gonna catch some Z's and for your sake I hope it doesn't rain... and Carl, when I get up the sheets had better be different. Because your Lawrence Taylor linen set...is not a sexual turn-on...when I'm jerkin' off in your bed.
HE WAS A CHAMPION! (struggling in his chains)
You don't touch those sheets, you're gonna be pullin' back a stump!
ALL OVER YOUR PRECIOUS WATERBED!
I'm gonna get you, Cup, if it's the last thing I do!
Yes, I'm sure you will. And by 'sure' I mean, I highly doubt. (chuckles as he leaves)
(Frylock and Carl chained to the tree; after Meatwad rips out Shake's eyes)
Meatwad, did you get the key?
(shoots lasers at the tree) I got what I need, and now I'm gonna tell you what I want. (shoots lasers again) Yeah! That looked good!
Oh, Meatman... you took his friggin eyeballs out. That's intense!
Yeah, you didn't have to take his eyes out man! Damn!
(Comes out and has two empty eye sockets) Okay, fools! I have re-energised, and you will be receiving the dividends of my constant laser spanking. Where are you? And I'm only going to ask that once. And my second question is, where the hell are my eyeballs?
Y'know, you oughta just go ahead and get the corrective surgery.
I heard it messes with your night vision, y'know.
I've heard good things about it, though. Think: not having to have that saline, not having to keep up with glasses...
Listen, the technology's improved: it's hard to say no to!
Ehh, it's so EXPENSIVE, though...
Yeah, but it's been going down the past couple of years. This one cousin of mine- you know Terry? He-he ain't a medical doctor- he's self-taught, though. He passes the savings onto you.
