CCarl
What the hell is that?
It takes your MP3's that you download live off the Internet and transforms them into this song!
CCarl
Yeah but will it do the ultimate song... Boston's "More Than A Feeling"?
S3eDork
[to Shake] Hey boy, I'm Commander Meat, and you are in direct violation of Space Treaty 109. Your ass is mine.
Ah HA! Treaties only go up to 103. Everyone from space knows that.
Well, I mean I know that. I was just playin' with you.
Those treaties are very real and very serious. [realizes Meatwad has the ehelmet Shake gave to Frylock] Is that, where did you get- That is not your ehelmet!
Well yeah it is. 'Cause Frylock said it was stupid, that's why I could wear it, 'cause I don't know no better.
Yo Shake, I ain't wanna say nothin man, but you look like a motherfuckin idiot!
What are you doing?
Painting you with honey.
Eh, that could be cool ... [notices a package on the ground] Is that... is that my package?
Nuh-uh. This is MY package.
No it's not, it's mine!
I'm allowed to get a package if I want to.
OK, so what's in your package that's not mine?
I dunno, let's see ... (opens package) BEES, BOY, BEES!!!
AHH, CARL!!! HELP! I'M BEING ATTACKED BY BEES HERE!!!!
CCarl
Bees? didja get that link I sent you, about the woman having sex with a bee?
Will you shut up?!
You know, I'm kinda gettin' a bad headache.
CCarl
Yeah, I know what you mean, man.
And I don't know if it's this song, or if it is the heavy magnets that were inserted into the base of my neck.
CCarl
Can someone please just shut off all the sex? I'm starting to chafe here.
Here's something that must be attached to your head.
I just may. What is it?
Well, it's an e-booger. See, it allows...booger transmission...to the snot network!
WAIT!!
[Meatwad throws booger at Shake]
I wiped it on you, boy!
Wipe it off! Great, it's gonna harden now.
What are you doin' ?
We are advancing the world with technology
Cuz it looks like... dem boys is... that droids in heat..
Meatwad back away, that's not something you should be seeing.
CCarl
Will someone tell me what's going on here?
They makin babies out here.
We need the intelligence helmets... to give them reason. Frylock, order the intelligence helmets immediately.
Do Standard Delivery.
Same Day! Same Day! It's gotta be same day!
Alright, it's here.
Alright!
CCarl
Shut up, let him talk!
It has intelligence... but... of a 4 year old.
CCarl
Craaaaap.
That's fine... A child knows pain... and a 4 year old would definitely run from this.
CCarl
Turn it on!
HHelmet
No means no! I'm telling on you!
CCarl
Aww... I feel like I should call my parents
Intelligence is a wonderful thing... The control and restraint shown--
HHelmet
Oh boy! A pool! Mommy, I go swimming! [jumps in and gets shocked]
CCarl
No, leave her! She's too young for you-- GAH!! [jumps in too]
S3Robositter
Good mornin'! I'll have me two Steak-Umms.
You're about to learn the value of a hard... day's... night! Because you need to get out there, and start working on a job!
That'd be a violation of child labor laws.
Well, he is right. He's too young...uh, besides, there are sanitation issues...
That's right! This hand, been up my butt... but I'll touch your food all day long with it!
Well, your congressman will know about how... bullcrap... this is!
What the hell is this? I told you fireman, astronaut, racecar driver, maybe bikini judge, and this is what I get? Food service? Are you kidding me? This is third world, and I'm from the first! I'm number one, baby.
I'm amazed they even hired you.
Did you even read the training manual?
The only thing I read are the zeroes on my paycheck.
Look, okay, I'll do this, why don't you go and give out free shots of that ham.
[Shake swigs down, then violently vomits back up, liquified meat from a pitcher]
That was ham in that pitcher?!
No, that was "Fried Chiquid".
Who friggin' thought of this place?!
RRobositter
Where's your phone?
You can call Candyland with this one, talk to Gumdrop Larry. You need a calling card made of candy.
RRobositter
[smacks the toy phone out of Meatwad's hands] You are in big trouble! I want the real phone, and I want it now, or I will tear your soul apart!
[Robositter throws Meatwad against the wall.]
[crying] I'm tellin'! I am tellin'!
RRobositter
Tell who? The hounds of Hell will feast upon you, and I'll make it happen!
[crying and trying to open a bottle of pills] Can I have some imodium ad?
RRobositter
What did I tell you about the hounds of Hell you retarded mutant?!
You said they was gonna get me.
RRobositter
You can have a pill. [takes pill bottle] Here let me help you open it. [throws pill bottle out the window] Go see if they're open. [throws Meatwad out same window]
Okay.
RRobositter
SOMEONE BROKE A WINDOW THAT NEEDS A SPANKING!! [starts up sawing feature]
[starts running] OH MY GOD!!!
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