Meatwads quotes from Aqua Teen Hunger Force

Alright, we got a five dollar blind, ten dollar ante, jacks to open, trips to win. Who's in? Let me see your money, gentlemen.

(putting down bills, stuffed animals) I'm in!

(puts down $5) And I am in as well. (puts down same $5) And I will raise you...another $5.

I'm out.

I'm out.

I'm out.

Too rich for my blood.

And I ain't got no damn money!

(angrily) Hey, Seven! When you ain't got no damn money, that's when you leave the table.

But I like to watch.

You're lucky I ain't bring no pit boss over here. That stuff wouldn't fly at the Taj.

Alright Carl, check it out; Triangle, Bug, Firetruck.

Two pair!

Yeah? You like that?

Not bad with only three cards.

I ate two of them.

But, uh...that certainly don't beat two Goats, a Circle, a Star, and the letter J. Full house AND a pair! Hahaha, read 'em and weep, gentlemen!

[Taking his "winnings"] These bills feel, uh...small...and yellow...and this is a dead squirrel.

Maybe them bills shrunk.

But probably they just come from a board game. [holds up said board game] Foreclosure!

What the- I knew a chicken was never president! You owe me $1200, or I'm gonna send my cousin over here to break your hands. You got 48 hours.

Bye, Carl!

Thanks for the lesson!

Pick your nose clean while you got the chance, cause you'll be digging for gold with finger splints after Tuesday!

Master Shake

Frylock, I'm on my last leg! You need to help me mush all this together, and set fire to it!

Frylock

No, no no no. I have a better idea. [to the Meatwads] Hey gang! Let's all sing a song!

Okay! Okey-dokey! All rightey-rooney!

Frylock

[singing] Three million bottles of beer on the wall....

[singing]....Three million bottles of beer...

Frylock

Yeah!

[singing] Take one down, pass it around, two million, nine hundred ninety-nine thousand. nine hundred ninety nine bottles of beer on the wall!

Frylock

[gets a suitcase] See you dude. [leaves]

Master Shake

Wait. Wait don't go!

[singing in the background] Two million, nine hundred ninety-nine thousand, nine hundred ninety nine bottles of beer on the wall, two million, nine hundred ninety-nine thousand, nine hundred ninety nine bottles of beer...

Master Shake

You know what? I'm leaving too! [brief pause] Okay that was a bluff, but- DON'T GO!

Wait...I got mixed up. Start over.

Master Shake

[freaking out] NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Three million bottles of beer on the wall....

Zero bottles of beer, you can't take one down 'cause there ain't no more bottles of beer on the wall and you got to call Carl and order more bottles of beer for your wall! Dang. that was fun!

Yeah, that was fun!

Well, now what do we do?

I suppose we can sit here and get to know each other... Or we could sing that song one more cotton-pickin' time.

Yeah, we could!

Yeah, let's sing it again!

3 Million bottles of beer on the wall, 3 million bottles of beer... [Frylock's limousine takes off] take one down, pass it around... [A gunshot is seen and heard from Frylock's room, implying Shake committed suicide to escape the nightmare of the Meatwads' constant singing] 2,999,999 bottles of beer on the wall!