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Aqua Teen Hunger Force · Season 7

Carl, Meatwads and others in “Multiple Meats”

[The Meatwads and Carl are playing Texas Hold 'em Poker with flash cards]

Alright, we got a five dollar blind, ten dollar ante, jacks to open, trips to win. Who's in? Let me see your money, gentlemen.

(putting down bills, stuffed animals) I'm in!

(puts down $5) And I am in as well. (puts down same $5) And I will raise you...another $5.

M2Meatwad #2

I'm out.

M3Meatwad #3

I'm out.

M5Meatwad #5

I'm out.

M6Meatwad #6

Too rich for my blood.

M7Meatwad #7

And I ain't got no damn money!

(angrily) Hey, Seven! When you ain't got no damn money, that's when you leave the table.

M7Meatwad #7

But I like to watch.

You're lucky I ain't bring no pit boss over here. That stuff wouldn't fly at the Taj.

M1Meatwad #1

Alright Carl, check it out; Triangle, Bug, Firetruck.

Two pair!

M1Meatwad #1

Yeah? You like that?

Not bad with only three cards.

M1Meatwad #1

I ate two of them.

But, uh...that certainly don't beat two Goats, a Circle, a Star, and the letter J. Full house AND a pair! Hahaha, read 'em and weep, gentlemen!

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