[The Meatwads and Carl are playing Texas Hold 'em Poker with flash cards]
Alright, we got a five dollar blind, ten dollar ante, jacks to open, trips to win. Who's in? Let me see your money, gentlemen.
(putting down bills, stuffed animals) I'm in!
(puts down $5) And I am in as well. (puts down same $5) And I will raise you...another $5.
I'm out.
I'm out.
I'm out.
Too rich for my blood.
And I ain't got no damn money!
(angrily) Hey, Seven! When you ain't got no damn money, that's when you leave the table.
But I like to watch.
You're lucky I ain't bring no pit boss over here. That stuff wouldn't fly at the Taj.
Alright Carl, check it out; Triangle, Bug, Firetruck.
Two pair!
Yeah? You like that?
Not bad with only three cards.
I ate two of them.
But, uh...that certainly don't beat two Goats, a Circle, a Star, and the letter J. Full house AND a pair! Hahaha, read 'em and weep, gentlemen!
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