Look, yes, I have banged hundreds of broads, internationally, but know this, I wrap my rascal TWO times cause I like it to be joyless and without sensation, as a way of punishing supermodels.
Yeah well, let's see what a DNA test would say about that.
Oh, that's where it starts. Then pretty soon he's gonna want 65 cents for bus fare, liquor for his stomach. You know, I counsel dog in better shape than you. Free-jacking all around here like you're Mick Jagger. [to Ezekiel, he is about to cry] Listen! Why don't you hustle on down to the soup kitchen, Mick?
WAAAAAA-HA-HA-HA-HAAAAH!!!
[Ezekiel runs outside crying]
Wait a minute, wait!
Don't go, come on!
Come back! Little shake.
[gets in the car seat and buckles up while crying] Daddy no want me! I'm gonna take a bus to Reno!
Oh no, that won't do. Why don't you just stay with us untill you old enough the leave home.
Hooray! Daddy! Daddy! Daddy! Daddy! Daddy! Hoo-ray!
{Sarcastically} Yeah. Huzzah.
I wanna name him. Can I name him?
No! He's my son! And...NO! No he's NOT my son! Nobody can prove that!
I wanna name you Jesus... Ezekial... Jesus, and that's from the bible.
[slowly] E...zek...ial?
That's a good name, Ezekial.
Ezekiel! I am Ezekial! That is me! Ezekial is—I am!
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