Chess Dragon and Ezekial in “Ezekial”

[in a computerized voice] King-E-2-to-E-3.

Ezekial

Bishop E5 to D4. Check.

King-E-3-to-E-103. [seeing that he has lost, the Chess Dragon knocks over a bunch of Ezekiel's pieces]

Ezekial

You can't do that! That square does not exist! That is a blatant violation of the governing rules!

King-S-U-C-to-K-I-T.