[Meatwad is calling Frylock because he is not paying attention and is transfixed by a game on his phone and he almost drowned]
FSFrylock's Voicemail
Waaasuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup?! If you need to leave a message, just do so after the beep.
MMeatwad
Hey, I almost died over in that pool over here...next to you! So hit me back on my celly. 'Cause I wanna yell at you. Talk about dinner. All right later. [hangs up]
[still playing] Yeah... awesome!
(angry) Your son is drowning...
MMeatwad
He knows, I left him a voicemail.
[Shake and Frylock are transfixed playing a game on Frylock's phone, while chaos, started by a ghost in the house looms on around them]
GGhost
[appears in front of Meatwad who has been the only one noticing all the chaos] Can you please get their atention?
MMeatwad
Gee boy, I've been trying, I mean usually when I want attention, I threaten suicide. And then I get ice cream.
GGhost
[hauntingly] GOOOOOD IDEAAAAAA!
MMeatwad
Hey y'all. My life sucks. I ain't got nothing to live for, and I wanna end it now. [cocks a pistol]
[Master Shake and Frylock pay no attention]
GGhost
Pop off a couple rooouuunds!
[Meatwad fires his gun into the air once; Frylock and Master Shake pay no attention]
MMeatwad
I'm so...angry at myself...I'm so depressed...
GGhost
HE'S SEEEERIOOOOOUUUUUSSSSSS!
MMeatwad
And I'm just gonna end the suffering right now...
[Frylock and Master Shake pay no attention; Meatwad puts the pistol to his head and fires three times]
MMeatwad
[now with three bullet holes in his head] Oh, well, I missed. Gotta reload now.
MMeatwad
Just blow up the house man!
[the house blows up]
[his phone is destroyed] Dammit! I signed a two year contract for that!
Piece of crap! Send it back to China. It blew up our house!
[intro sequence] 100, 100, 100. 10 times 10 equals 100. There are 100 cents in a dollar. A football field is 100 yards. There are 100 senators in Congress. The sum of the first nine prime numbers is 100! The boiling temperature of water is 100! Abraham was 100 years old when his son Isaac was born! The number of tiles in a standard scrabble set is 100! The temperature of the human 98.6 degrees, which is close to 100! 9 Plus 8 minus 6 is 11, which is 89 away from 100!
[sequence ends; Frylock has written the number 100 all over the walls of the Aqua Teen House] Now, all right, all right. See, now you're just pulling that out of your ass. That is an ass-pull, my friend.
What about "One Hundred men and a Girl"?!
It's a 1937 musical comedy film starring Deanna Durbin.
So is "3 Men and a Baby."
MMeatwad
I didn't like the men in that, but I liked the baby.
100 Is everywhere, man. Don't you see it?
MMeatwad
Yeah, 'cause you done wrote it all over the walls with a crayon, man. And I do one little cotton-pickin' rainbow, and i get my heinie spanked. [Microwave beeps] Oh, lunch is ready. Sausage and two bagels. [the sausage and two bagels are arranged on the plate in the form of the number 100]
Look, see? Look at the plate!
I don't know what you're talking about. [turns on the television]
KPKid Puppet
100 Kisses from the angels on my tummy / 100 kisses from my Mommy when I'm crummy / 100 sins leaves you dead within / 100 nails that pierce your skin! 100! 100!
Turn it off! [shuts eyes] Turn it off right now!
[turns it off] Come on. It's a coincidence!
[The Aqua Teens are in their new Hanna-Barbera style show, Aqua Unit Patrol Squad]
Zoinks! Like, this is spooooky! Isn't that right, Flyboy?
It's Flylock! I mean Fryrock. I mean--Dammit! Who am I?
MMeatwad
And why am I a dog, now?
Ha-ha-ha! You're Meaty Meaty Moo! Do your thing, Meaty!
MMeatwad
Meaty Meaty Moo.
Come on, really? That was terrible.
MMeatwad
I just think it's stupid that that's all I would say is my name. Like that's an exclaimation? Like that conveys any information?
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