[Shake and Frylock are transfixed playing a game on Frylock's phone, while chaos, started by a ghost in the house looms on around them]
[appears in front of Meatwad who has been the only one noticing all the chaos] Can you please get their atention?
Gee boy, I've been trying, I mean usually when I want attention, I threaten suicide. And then I get ice cream.
[hauntingly] GOOOOOD IDEAAAAAA!
Hey y'all. My life sucks. I ain't got nothing to live for, and I wanna end it now. [cocks a pistol]
[Master Shake and Frylock pay no attention]
Pop off a couple rooouuunds!
[Meatwad fires his gun into the air once; Frylock and Master Shake pay no attention]
I'm so...angry at myself...I'm so depressed...
HE'S SEEEERIOOOOOUUUUUSSSSSS!
And I'm just gonna end the suffering right now...
[Frylock and Master Shake pay no attention; Meatwad puts the pistol to his head and fires three times]
[now with three bullet holes in his head] Oh, well, I missed. Gotta reload now.
It's not working!
Just blow up the house man!
[the house blows up]
[his phone is destroyed] Dammit! I signed a two year contract for that!
Piece of crap! Send it back to China. It blew up our house!
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