Master Shake quotes from Aqua Teen Hunger Force

[appears in front of Meatwad who has been the only one noticing all the chaos] Can you please get their atention?

Gee boy, I've been trying, I mean usually when I want attention, I threaten suicide. And then I get ice cream.

[hauntingly] GOOOOOD IDEAAAAAA!

Hey y'all. My life sucks. I ain't got nothing to live for, and I wanna end it now. [cocks a pistol]

Pop off a couple rooouuunds!

I'm so...angry at myself...I'm so depressed...

HE'S SEEEERIOOOOOUUUUUSSSSSS!

And I'm just gonna end the suffering right now...

[now with three bullet holes in his head] Oh, well, I missed. Gotta reload now.

It's not working!

Just blow up the house man!

Frylock

[his phone is destroyed] Dammit! I signed a two year contract for that!

Master Shake

Piece of crap! Send it back to China. It blew up our house!

Frylock

[intro sequence] 100, 100, 100. 10 times 10 equals 100. There are 100 cents in a dollar. A football field is 100 yards. There are 100 senators in Congress. The sum of the first nine prime numbers is 100! The boiling temperature of water is 100! Abraham was 100 years old when his son Isaac was born! The number of tiles in a standard scrabble set is 100! The temperature of the human 98.6 degrees, which is close to 100! 9 Plus 8 minus 6 is 11, which is 89 away from 100!

Master Shake

[sequence ends; Frylock has written the number 100 all over the walls of the Aqua Teen House] Now, all right, all right. See, now you're just pulling that out of your ass. That is an ass-pull, my friend.

Frylock

What about "One Hundred men and a Girl"?!

Shake

So what?

Frylock

It's a 1937 musical comedy film starring Deanna Durbin.

Shake

So is "3 Men and a Baby."

I didn't like the men in that, but I liked the baby.

Frylock

100 Is everywhere, man. Don't you see it?

Yeah, 'cause you done wrote it all over the walls with a crayon, man. And I do one little cotton-pickin' rainbow, and i get my heinie spanked. [Microwave beeps] Oh, lunch is ready. Sausage and two bagels. [the sausage and two bagels are arranged on the plate in the form of the number 100]

Frylock

Look, see? Look at the plate!

Shake

I don't know what you're talking about. [turns on the television]

100 Kisses from the angels on my tummy / 100 kisses from my Mommy when I'm crummy / 100 sins leaves you dead within / 100 nails that pierce your skin! 100! 100!

Frylock

Turn it off! [shuts eyes] Turn it off right now!

Shake

[turns it off] Come on. It's a coincidence!

Master Shake

Zoinks! Like, this is spooooky! Isn't that right, Flyboy?

Frylock

It's Flylock! I mean Fryrock. I mean--Dammit! Who am I?

And why am I a dog, now?

Master Shake

Ha-ha-ha! You're Meaty Meaty Moo! Do your thing, Meaty!

Meaty Meaty Moo.

Master Shake

Come on, really? That was terrible.

I just think it's stupid that that's all I would say is my name. Like that's an exclaimation? Like that conveys any information?

Jinkies!

Frylock

Somebody staple the talk-hole on that bitch, please.

Master Shake

It was the Number 100 all along! He followed us into our new show!

And I would have succeeded too, if it weren't for the fact that I failed!