Most-quoted character in Aqua Teen Hunger Force: in 394 of its 785 quotesMeatwad (201), Frylock (198), Carl (70)
Scenes with Master Shake 342
Shake Can someone please explain to me what happened to my duckling a l'orange?!
We had duckling a l'orange?
Shake You don't even know how to say it, so stop...try it once. No, forget it. You know what? You're gonna try it and then you're gonna screw the name up, and then it's gonna sound disgusting. I won't even want to eat it anymore. Thanks. Thanks for ruining my lunch, which is gone, by the way.
Have you looked in the fridge?
Shake [sarcastically] Oh, brainstorm! Alert the Internet, I got a genius on my hand... oh, wait a minute. It's already open, 'cause that's where I put it when it was shipped in from Alsace!
Try looking deep within your heart and ask it where it wanted that duck to go.
Shake Down your throat, you bug-eyed freak! You know how much that duck cost?! Higher than you can count!
I'm sorry to say this, but Shake's right Meatwad. Charity is one thing, but this is getting way out of hand! I mean, we don't have anything to eat now!
Well, I don't know about that and I...
Shake All right, truth time. Tomorrow morning, you and me, we get those bills paid together.
Shake, tomorrow is Sunday!
Shake You're right, church!
[The cable goes out as a result of Shake not paying the bills.]
Shake Terrorists!
Hey, how come the shower ain't workin'?
Shake I don't know. Probably maybe something you did to anger God. He's angry with you all right, I remember him telling me that--
Shake --at the Last Supper.
Shake --Yeah, they had good fish there.
Shake Meatwad, YES!
[Carl accidentally shot himself in the foot. Shake is still watching TV]
I didn't think it was loaded, I was just sorta checkin' the barrel there, and...
Shake Yeah, and the gun went off in your hand. I know, I was there, I heard. Why do you think I cranked up the volume? You know, hearing does not come back. It degrades over time.
You can stay with us Carl…as long as you have those pills.
[Carl lays down on the lawn next to an ant hill]
Shake You found it. That’s the guest bedroom. And, hey, you know, if you need to go to the bathroom, you know, just do it.
[Ants begin to cover Carl as he lies on the ground]
Don’t mess with him, okay? He’s had a long day.
Shake You need anything else? There’s some ants.
Master Shake Look, there's only one way get across this street: You close your eyes and just bolt out there with complete disregard for machine.
What if I just kept one open, and maybe tried it that way?
Master Shake Yeah, if you think you're going to get somewhere in life by cheating.
Master Shake I mean you may as well paint yourself yellow, run around like a maniac, and call yourself Banana Man, cause that's what you're doing.
This here's my road when I's in it. And I'm in it.
Master Shake Ahem?
Oh. CAPTAIN Master Shake.
Master Shake Of?
Of Interplanetary...Traffic Safety Squad & Patrol.
Master Shake Which units?
Master Shake Except?
Except Jupiter and Spain, or unless otherwise noted.
Master Shake Good! We're learning something here.
Master Shake Now what did we learn today?
Pedestrian always has the right of way.
Master Shake Yes! Except...
[Feces is raining down on Carl & Master Shake from their "oil rig"]
Master Shake Yeah! We're rich! Black gold, Texas tea!
Oh man. Is it supposed to stink like this?
Master Shake Yeah, that's why it's called "crude" Carl.
[angrily] No it's not, we hit my septic tank, you jackass!
Master Shake Oh. So you're storing extra oil in your septic tank. I'm on to you.
Master Shake Oh gross! You eat corn? I hate cor-(Carl tackles him)
Master Shake I Don't know.
I'll be gentle as a lamb.
Master Shake Fine. Not again.
(angrily) That works out with weights!
Master Shake [Meatwad touches him] WHOA'!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's over Frylock. We lost again. Just let it go and accept the truth that we is dumb... dumb as hell.
Shake He's right for the most part. We got us a superstar. And we got two albacores that are just hangin around my neck.
Shake Yep. It's like the rhyme of the marinade happening all over again.
No kidding. Put down Backstreet boys.
Shake Shh. Meatwad, be quiet.
All right, how're we doin'?
Shake No, we're not doing that. My eyes... are thirsty as hell. Who do you think you are?
I'm the only US President to serve 2 non-consecutive terms in the oval office.
Shake Then that would make you Grover Cleveland and...why is this comin' out of my mouth?!
Meatwad, how many non-consecutive terms did Grover Cleveland serve?
I'm fine. Everything's fine like wine.
Why don't we just... unhook you..
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