Director quotes from Animaniacs

What I'm doing, you can't follow. What I've got to do you can't be any part of. Ilsa, I'm no good at being noble, but it doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world. [Ilsa starts sobbing] Now, now. Here's looking at you, kid.

Dot

[suddenly appears] Hello, Nurse!

Huh?

Cut!

And now, the stars of our show, the Warners!

I'm Yakko!

Wakko

I'm Wakko!

Dot

And I'm Princess Angelina Contessa Louisa Francesca Banana Balana - Oh, shoot!

[offscreen] Cut!

Dot

[holding up two fingers] Take two.

And now, the stars of our show, the Warners!

I'm Yakko.

Wakko

I'm Wakko.

Dot

And I'm Princess Angelina Contessa Louisa Franchesca Banana Falana...Arrrgh!

[offscreen] Cut!

Ladies and gentlemen, Miss Banana Falana.

Wakko

[laughing] Banana Falana!

Dot

Oh, thanks for your support, Mr. P Pop Into the Mic!

Wakko

Oh, pooh! I never pop my P's!

Uh, Wakko? We got a big P pop on "pooh". Could we have that again?

Dot

Ha! [walks sideways]

And now, the stars of our show, the Warners!

I'm Yakko!

Wakko

I'm Wakko!

Dot

And I'm "Pincess"...DAAAAAAAAGH!

Helloooo, Pincess! [laughing]

Wakko

[laughing] Pincess!

[laughing] Pincess, I love it!

Dot

Yeah, you try saying it sometime!

"Princess Angelina Contessa Louisa Francesca Banana Fana Bobesca the Third". [wags eyebrows]

Dot

Oh, thank you, Mr. United-States-Canada-Mexico-Panama. Big whoop. [to the camera] LET'S DO IT! [walks back]

[tired] And now...the stars of our show...the Warners.

[tired] I'm still Yakko.

Wakko

[tired] I'm still Wakko.

Dot

And I'm Princess Angelina Contessa Louisa Francesca Banana Fana Fo Foo- STOP! WHY CAN'T I GET IT [BLEEP!] BY GDDITRBBIT [BLEEP!] WHY GOT TO STOP IT [BLEEP!] AUGH!

That's my cute little sister who said that! Goodnight, everybody! [Dot sits on a step] Let's wrap it up, okay?

Dot

Oh, get off my back! What do you want me to do?

Try memorizing your lines.

Dot

I was busy!

Wakko

Another date with Brad Pitt?

Dot

Oh, and you should talk?

Wakko

Hey, I can't help it if girls find me irresistable!

Dot

Yeah, until they learn you don't bathe!

People, come on! Let's do this! Last take.

[very tired] And now...the stars of our show...the Warners.

[very tired] I'm Yakko.

Wakko

[very tired] I'm Wakko.

Dot

[slowly] And I am Princess Angelina Contessa Louisa Francesca Banana Fana Bo Besca the Third!

Your brother and I just couldn't be prouder!

Dot

[angry] Oh, dry up!

[offscreen] Let's move it along! Next line!

Dot

[reads the script] ...but you can call me "Dot"!

No time for that, we're moving ahead. [checks the script] Uhhhh...skip here.

Dot

Great! This village is so quaint, it makes me wanna break into a song!

Funny, I thought it breaks into a rash.

Well, that's our show.

Dot

We hope you enjoyed it as much as we did.

Wakko

We're touched so you'll be touched.

Goodnight, everybody.

...And - playbacks!

Dot

Phew! Am I glad that's over!

Awh. I have a headache this big, and it's got Warner Bros. written all over it.

Dot

"Produced by..." Gimme a break. Bunch of over-paid, credit-grabbing, do-nothings.

"Written by"? Oh, now, there's a joke. You call the dreck they stick us with writing? Huh. Puhlease.

Dot

"The Great Stoneeni". Bah. Just once I'd like the guy to write a song in my key. Just once.

Like that would do any good!

Dot

Oh, yeah, it's all about you. That's right.

Wakko

A voice director? Who's that?

Oh, you know, she the person who tells you to redo every line like fifty times.

Dot

Yeah. And faster.

Wakko

[furious] Her? I hate her!

"Rob Paulsen as Yakko". Hmmf! Yeah, right.

Dot

"Tress MacNeille as Dot". As if.

Wakko

"Jess Harnell as Wakko". I hear he's cute!

[sarcastic] Ooh, goodie. Here come the storyboard artists.

Wakko

What do they do?

Besides drawing us off-model and taking three hour coffee breaks, not much.

Wakko

Look at all those names. Who are all these people?

Dot

Oh my- unh. You know, they're artists, Wakko.

Wakko

I'll bet.

Dot

You might want to stop by the studio some time, you could meet a few of them.

Wakko

I'm busy! "Executive in charge of Production"? What does that mean?

[slowly] Nobody really knows.

Wakko

"Executive Producer - Steven Spielbrig"?

Nonononono - Steven...Springblush.

Dot

No, no - Springbile. No, Spriezlof... naw, Mr. Kate Capshaw.

Hey, you wanna go get a cappuccino?

Dot

Sure. Wakko, you coming?

Wakko

Nah, I got a date.

When do you not have a date?

Wakko

[angrily] I got a date! So, sue me!

Dot

She will! Hey - d-did you turn off the mikes?

N- [whispering] No, I thought you did!

Dot

Not me.

[realizing] Uh-oh!