Narrator, Yakko and others in “Cutie and the Beast/Boo Happens/Noel”

And now, the stars of our show, the Warners!

I'm Yakko!

Wakko

I'm Wakko!

Dot

And I'm Princess Angelina Contessa Louisa Francesca Banana Balana - Oh, shoot!

[offscreen] Cut!

Dot

[holding up two fingers] Take two.

And now, the stars of our show, the Warners!

I'm Yakko.

Wakko

I'm Wakko.

Dot

And I'm Princess Angelina Contessa Louisa Franchesca Banana Falana...Arrrgh!

[offscreen] Cut!

Ladies and gentlemen, Miss Banana Falana.

Wakko

[laughing] Banana Falana!

Dot

Oh, thanks for your support, Mr. P Pop Into the Mic!

Wakko

Oh, pooh! I never pop my P's!

Uh, Wakko? We got a big P pop on "pooh". Could we have that again?

Dot

Ha! [walks sideways]

And now, the stars of our show, the Warners!

I'm Yakko!

Wakko

I'm Wakko!

Dot

And I'm "Pincess"...DAAAAAAAAGH!

Helloooo, Pincess! [laughing]

Wakko

[laughing] Pincess!

[laughing] Pincess, I love it!

Dot

Yeah, you try saying it sometime!

"Princess Angelina Contessa Louisa Francesca Banana Fana Bobesca the Third". [wags eyebrows]

Dot

Oh, thank you, Mr. United-States-Canada-Mexico-Panama. Big whoop. [to the camera] LET'S DO IT! [walks back]

[tired] And now...the stars of our show...the Warners.

[tired] I'm still Yakko.

Wakko

[tired] I'm still Wakko.

Dot

And I'm Princess Angelina Contessa Louisa Francesca Banana Fana Fo Foo- STOP! WHY CAN'T I GET IT [BLEEP!] BY GDDITRBBIT [BLEEP!] WHY GOT TO STOP IT [BLEEP!] AUGH!

That's my cute little sister who said that! Goodnight, everybody! [Dot sits on a step] Let's wrap it up, okay?

Dot

Oh, get off my back! What do you want me to do?

Try memorizing your lines.

Dot

I was busy!

Wakko

Another date with Brad Pitt?

Dot

Oh, and you should talk?

Wakko

Hey, I can't help it if girls find me irresistable!

Dot

Yeah, until they learn you don't bathe!

People, come on! Let's do this! Last take.

[very tired] And now...the stars of our show...the Warners.

[very tired] I'm Yakko.

Wakko

[very tired] I'm Wakko.

Dot

[slowly] And I am Princess Angelina Contessa Louisa Francesca Banana Fana Bo Besca the Third!

Your brother and I just couldn't be prouder!

Dot

[angry] Oh, dry up!

[offscreen] Let's move it along! Next line!

Dot

[reads the script] ...but you can call me "Dot"!

No time for that, we're moving ahead. [checks the script] Uhhhh...skip here.

Dot

Great! This village is so quaint, it makes me wanna break into a song!

Funny, I thought it breaks into a rash.