[Boone is seen putting gunpowder underneath Slappy's home tree in an attempt to blow up both her and the tree]
[singing offscreen] Daniel Boone was a great big jerk. Yes, a stupid jerk. He had another dumb plan that more than likely wouldn't work.
[offended] That ties it! You boys are fired! COME ON DOWN FROM THERE AND GIT!
[A rope ladder drops down from the top of the screen. The Dover Boys - Tom, Dick, and Larry - climb down the rope ladder, revealing themselves to Boone]
TTom
Hey, what's the big idea? You can't just fire us!
DDick
Yeah, who do you think you are?
LLarry
Hey, we got rights, you know.
LLarry
We got a contract!
DDick
Yeah, my agent said the same thing. Come on, this is ridiculous.
TTom
Yeah, what's going on here?
I said, "GIT"! I'm going to blow this here tree and that old squirrel sky high, and I don't need no dang smart-alec chorus! [the Dover Boys leave, climbing up a wooden ladder out of the tunnel as he pours a trail of gunpowder leading from the barrels to just outside the hole. Then he lights a match] If I can't have that tree, then nobody's going to have it! [lights the match and hides in his wagon. He laughs] Now, there's gonna be a big hole in the ground. I could make it into a root cellar, or a... [brightens] root cellar.
[The trail burns up and there's a large explosion...under the wagon]
Hey, Boone! I moved all your gunpowder! It was attracting ants!
[screams as he's blown into space] Shoot, dang. OH! [comes crashing back down to Earth]
Yeesh. Bet that left a crater.
[slightly slower] Level and levity, lewd and longevity. Libel, libation, Lanai. Lithium, litigate, legal, legitimate. Liberty, levy and lie.
Welcome back. Yakko's now at the L's as he tries to sing all the words in the English language. A slight mistake at the F's—here's what it looked like:
[Shows a previous clip]
Facial and faction and fractal and fraction. And fraudulent, fragrant, frappé Frankincense, frankinship...frankinsish...shoot!...Yada yada flambé!
DDick
Now, that mistake could have proved costly for Yakko, but he recovered beautifully.
Now let's watch as Yakko continues with the L's.
[starting to get fatigued] Libation and libertine, limited, limousine Limpid and limbo and lime Lima and lipid and literature, liquid And listing and liter and line. There's lobby and loading and loathsome and loaning. And loco and then locomotion. There's lotus and lottery, lobo, lobotomy. Logic and loosen and lotion. Lozenge and lubber and lucky and lover. And lullaby, lumber and Luke. Luster and luscious and lunatic, lustrous. And lurking and lunar and lute.
[overly exhausted] Zachary, Zanzibar, zappy and zamindar. Zillion and Zipcode and Zen. Zany and zoning and zeal and zirconium. Zodiac, zombie, zayin.
Yakko Warner, now moments away from having sung all the words in the English language. Dick Button, is he going to make it?
DDick
If it was anyone else, I'd say no, but he's young, he's resilient; we'll just have to see.
Zigging and zagging and zealous and zebra. And zenith and zap and zaffer. Zeppelin and zipper and zephyr and zither. Then zinc and zombini. And zoo and zucchini. And Zulu and Zorro. Then zit and Zamora. And zero and zoom and - ugh! [falls down]
Wait! [struggles up on his knees] Zaire! [falls down again]
[After Yakko sang All the Words in the English Language]
He did it! Yakko Warner has just sung all the words in the English language!
DDick
Hey, congratulations, Yakko!
[gets ready to stand up] Thanks, Dick.
DDick
Join us next time, when Yakko Warner will sing all of the numbers above zero. Good night!
[Upon hearing this, Yakko bulges his eyes and faints]
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