[Boone is seen putting gunpowder underneath Slappy's home tree in an attempt to blow up both her and the tree]
[singing offscreen] Daniel Boone was a great big jerk. Yes, a stupid jerk. He had another dumb plan that more than likely wouldn't work.
[offended] That ties it! You boys are fired! COME ON DOWN FROM THERE AND GIT!
[A rope ladder drops down from the top of the screen. The Dover Boys - Tom, Dick, and Larry - climb down the rope ladder, revealing themselves to Boone]
Hey, what's the big idea? You can't just fire us!
Yeah, who do you think you are?
Hey, we got rights, you know.
Wait a second!
We got a contract!
Our agent said...
Yeah, my agent said the same thing. Come on, this is ridiculous.
Yeah, what's going on here?
I said, "GIT"! I'm going to blow this here tree and that old squirrel sky high, and I don't need no dang smart-alec chorus! [the Dover Boys leave, climbing up a wooden ladder out of the tunnel as he pours a trail of gunpowder leading from the barrels to just outside the hole. Then he lights a match] If I can't have that tree, then nobody's going to have it! [lights the match and hides in his wagon. He laughs] Now, there's gonna be a big hole in the ground. I could make it into a root cellar, or a... [brightens] root cellar.
[The trail burns up and there's a large explosion...under the wagon]
Hey, Boone! I moved all your gunpowder! It was attracting ants!
[screams as he's blown into space] Shoot, dang. OH! [comes crashing back down to Earth]
Yeesh. Bet that left a crater.
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