[Pinky and the Brain push and roll a science map and it reads, SUPER-CONDUCTIVE MAGNETIC INFINDIBULATOR and FAST ASSEMBLY]
The plans, Pinky, for the super-conductive magnetic infindibulator. Shall I explain how it works?
NARF! Challenge me.
I'm sure I will. By using the infindibulator to deplete hydrogen and promote gravitational collapse, we will produce a magnetic charge from the centre of the Earth so strong that every person who has loose change in their pockets will be magnetically drawn to the ground and stuck there.
[shaking the Brain's hand] E-gad Brain, brilliant - uh-oh, no wait, what if they take off their pants?
[surprised] Then we'll have to take over the world quickly. Every item we need is here in the lab save one; the infindibulator. I know where we can get one. The farmer's almanac.
[They grab a big, blue book which lands on top of them and they climb off the book]
Hrmmmmgh! [looks at the book and the Brain kicks him to the page] Thanks! [The Brain climbs up the book and they walked off. On top of the book it reads, BUILD YOUR OWN INFINDIBULATOR!] Ah, here we are. Build your own infindibulator with things you have 'round the home. Only 99 thousand dollars. (gasps) 99 thousand dollars! NARF! Ooh, where we gonna get that, Brain?
Beep! Sorry Matilda, that's incorrect! How much did you wager? [screen pans to a host holding a microphone and Matilda, a woman with glasses and a pink shirt, is crying] All of it? Oh that's too bad because you could have won 99 thousand dollars.
[Pinky and the Brain looked at TV]
Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?
I think so Brain, but where are we going to find a duck and a hose at this hour?
The money, Pinky. I can go on that show and win the money for the infindibulator!
Egad, Brain! Oh no, but the questions on Gyp-Parody are incredibly hard. I mean, you'd have to get every single one right.
Quiz me. Ask me anything.
[A drram cloud appears with a pie]
NARF! Eh, okay. What is pie?
The ratio of the circumference of a circle to its diameter having a value of 8 decimal places of 3.14159265. But ask me something difficult, Pinky.
Uh, he, uh, NARF! Oh, OKAY! What Ralph Kramden says "Bang! Zoom!"
I told you to stop saying that. [grabs the pencil and whacks him. The pencil lands on Pinky] I don't care who says that.
Ralph Kramden. [jumps out of the pencil] Tada! [bows]
[grabs Pinky's tail] We must prepare. [carries Pinky and walks away]
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