Harmony Kendall quotes from Angel

Harmony

Yeah, not mattering. I know that feeling well.

Spike

Oh, come on, Harm. You matter to someone.

Harmony

I do?

Spike

Yeah. Girl tried to frame you, didn't she? Must've mattered to her. Everybody's talking about it.

Harmony

You're right. That girl hated me. She wanted me dead. I matter.

Harmony

You don't know the half of it. I've been doing a whole bunch of research on these guys. Their customs and stuff. Did you know that they think poodles are wicked bad luck?

Wesley

Harmony, I'm glad you're here. We'll be needing lunch.

Harmony

Oops. I didn't mean to do that yet.

I'm good.

Works for me.

Cordelia

Angel, torture her.

Angel

What?

Eve

What?

Cordelia

You heard me. Building's clearing out, means we don't have a lot of time. Have at it.

Angel

I can't just torture her.

He's right, Cordy. If we sink to their level...

Angel

Harmony!

Harmony

Is this okay? I mean, I am evil, technically. I don't mind torturing her for the team.

Angel

Yeah. Okay.

Harmony

Come on, you hussy! [backhands Eve across the face] Spill it!

Wesley

Had to be someone else. Someone with the ability to slip past Wolfram & Hart security systems.

Lorne

Like our magically tattooed faux Doyle.

Angel

Spike, I don't wanna go in blind. Anything else you know about this guy?

Spike

Not much. Average size. Dressed like an urban cowboy. Got his hand chopped off once.

His hand?

Wesley

He's back.

Angel

Lindsey.

Who?

Angel

Lock the building down, make sure he can't get out. Don't trust security systems. He won't show up because of those tattoos of his.

Wesley

There could be a way to fix that. I'll need some help.

Lorne

My dance card's free.

[to Angel] Who is Lindsey?

Cordelia

A lawyer. Wolfram & Hart's former golden boy, till he ran off to go find himself.

Angel

Yeah, he should've stayed lost. Harmony, guard Eve. She moves, eat her.

Harmony

[grins widely] Really? Thanks.

Puppet Angel

[after beating Spike, to the bemused staff] Yes, I'm a puppet. Doesn't mean you don't have work to do. [walking back to his office] Harmony, get my call list.

Harmony

Um...

Puppet Angel

Spike needs a car.

Spike

[to Harmony] You heard the puppet.

Lorne

[asking Eve] This thing coming after you. How bad on a scale of, say, one to Terminator?

Eve

[about Hamilton] Oh, god. He's here.

Harmony

That's the guy? He's just a suit.

Hey, you, stop! Put your hands up!

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