If you don't kill, we won't kill you. [in a Wolfram & Hart employee orientation video]
“Harm's Way” · Season 5
In this episode: Harmony Kendall (7), Puppet Angel (2), Wesley Wyndam-Pryce (2), Charles Gunn (1), Spike (1)
[to Fred] We're totally bonding. We're like gal pals. This is awesome. You can teach me about life, and I can teach you how to dress better.
I just--I don't get it. Why'd you kill Eli?
Didn't much like what he was doing in his off hours.
Well, that's not right. What Eli did on his own time--
Is dismember virgins.
Oh. Well, a person's religious beliefs is no cause for--
He did it for his own amusement.
Oh. Well, okay. Still, couldn't you've given him a stern warning or something first?
Called a zero-tolerance policy, not a maybe-this-once policy.
[reading through a document] This is a complete list of manners and customs. We should probably all memorize this. Apparently, gazing at a Vinji's ankles can lead to eye gouging.
[to Fred] I just wish I were more like you. You know, except for the part about being all into science... and not having a lot up front.
Yeah, not mattering. I know that feeling well.
Oh, come on, Harm. You matter to someone.
I do?
Yeah. Girl tried to frame you, didn't she? Must've mattered to her. Everybody's talking about it.
You're right. That girl hated me. She wanted me dead. I matter.
You don't know the half of it. I've been doing a whole bunch of research on these guys. Their customs and stuff. Did you know that they think poodles are wicked bad luck?
Harmony, I'm glad you're here. We'll be needing lunch.
He's the Demon Rights Activist? He told me he was an Astronaut!
[As the demon leaders demand a sacrifice, Harmony burts in and stakes Tamika]
Oops. I didn't mean to do that yet.
VLVinji Leader
I'm good.
SLSahvrin Leader
Works for me.
[both leaders sit down satisfied while Angel is so furious he's speechless]
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