Angelus quotes from Angel

[singing] If you go into the woods tonight, you won't believe your eyes. If you go into the woods tonight, you're in for a big surprise...

Ooh, yeah, let's talk about Cordy. Now there's a rack to write home about. Too bad about that personality, though... yap, yap, yap...

Look at yourself, Lilah. All these years, wanting to see me. You couldn't run a comb through your hair, maybe slap on a little lipstick? Evil doesn't have to mean sloppy.

Ugh, crap. You mean killing the beast really does bring back the sun? Thought that was Angel's retarded fantasy. Oh well, what are you gonna do? Take the bad with the good, I always say. Anyhow, I just wanted beasty boy here to soften you up. I like mine nice and tender.

Rah rah! Good over evil! Do what must be done! Hang in there, kitten, it's almost Friday!

Uh-oh! Vampire with a gun!

[mocking] Doc,I think we're losing him. God, I love this episode!

Yeah like those Manilow concerts [throws Angel down the ally] son of a bitch!

Strange. Somehow you seemed taller when I was alive.

Lord, bind this demon now.

To think I ever let such a tiny, trembling thing make me feel the way you did.

[crosses himself] Deliver me under thy protection, Father.

You told me I wasn't a man. You told me I was nothing. And I believed you. You said I'd never amount to anything. You were wrong. [vamps] You see, Father. I have made something of myself after all.

Darla

This contest is ended, is it.

Now I've won.

Darla

Are you sure?

Of course. I proved who had the power here.

Darla

You think?

Angel

[stands] What?

Darla

Your victory over him took but moments.

[looks back at his dead father] Yes?

Darla

But his defeat of you will last lifetimes.

What are you talking about? He can't defeat me now.

Darla

Nor can he ever approve of you, in this world, or any other. What we once were informs all that we have become. The same love will infect our hearts, even if they no longer beat. Simple death won't change that.

Love. [looks around at his dead family] Is this the work of love?

Darla

Darling boy. So young, still so very young.

Rebecca

Angel?

Oh, what's the matter? Look a little nervous.

Rebecca

You, you're...

Free! [Picks up his drink and drains it.] You freed me. Mmm. [Sticks a finger in the glass and licks the last of it off his finger.] Oh, God. I love this stuff! Wow! [Breaks the glass on a ceiling beam.] Remind me to get the name of your dealer before I kill you.

Rebecca

Kill me?

In all my years, I've never killed a famous person before. But with no witnesses who's gonna believe me? Maybe we can take a picture. I know! We do it like we did back in the day. I'll keep your head on a stick as proof.

Rebecca

My head on a stick?

Well okay... [throws the glass over his shoulder and listens to it break]... pike.

Rebecca

You're just trying to scare me.

Is it working?

Rebecca

No.

How about now?

Rebecca

You're crazy.

Oh, no. I'm a vampire. Boy, you know, you could stand to drop a few pounds. Hey, I help you with that.

Rebecca

This isn't you.

They always mistake me for the character I play. They never see the real me!

Rebecca

I'm... I just wanted to...

Be like me? Believe me, I'm one happy fellow. Tell you what, I'll torture you for a few unbelievably long hours and then you can tell me if this is the lifestyle for you. It's up to you.

Cordelia

Well, oh, why don't you juss-ss...

Juss-s? Line? 'Of course a time will come when Torvald is not as devoted to me'. You were really, let me tell you, bad.

Cordelia

Stop it.

Why? You didn't. I mean, I've been to hell but *that* was so much worse! [To Rebecca] You had to be there. I mean, there wasn't a dry eye in the house, everybody was just laughing so hard. [To Cordelia] Here's a thought. Maybe you can get Raven here to coach you, then you'd actually suck!

Can I take off this blindfold yet?

Darla

No.

[grabs Darla around the waist] Can I take off something else?

Darla

After I give you your present. [They kiss] You can never have enough of those. Come on.

Darla

Happy birthday, Angelus.

She is a gypsy.

Darla

I looked everywhere.

What would I do without you?

Darla

Wither and die. [They kiss] She is not just for you. I get to watch.

Drusilla

Black sky. It wants a little wormy me.

Drusilla

No. No. Make it stop!

Darla

What is she doing here? I thought you killed her.

No. Just her family.

Drusilla

Eyes like arrows - like-like needles.

This one's special. I have big plans for her.

Drusilla

Snake in the woodshed. Snake in the woodshed. Snake in the woodshed! Snake in the woodshed!

Darla

So are we going to kill her during, or after?

Neither. We turn her into one of us. - Killing is so merciful at the end, isn't it? The pain has ended.

Darla

But to make her one of us? She's a lunatic.

Eternal torment. [Grabs a hold of Darla's arms and rolls them so he is back on top with her under him on the floor.] Am I learning?

[talking about Angelus] Angelus? The Latinate for "Angel". It's marvelous!

Darla

His name would already be a legend in his home village - had he left anyone alive there to tell the tale.

[caressing Darla's hand] Ah, you had a nice trip. I'm so glad.

Darla

On the way back we cut a bloody swath through South Wales and northern England. He was magnificent.

Hmm, Yorkshire men - tough as leather. [The Master and Angelus both laugh at that remark] So, Darla here tells me you're some sort of Master.

Darla

The Master. He commands our order."

The order of Aurelius. We are the select - the elite.

And you live in the sewers, do you?

We live below, giving tribute to the old ones. Awaiting that promised day when we will arise -A rise! - and lay waste to the world above us.

Why'd you want to do that?

Huh?

Well, I mean, have you been above lately? It's quite nice. Me - I could never live in a rat infested stink hole - like this, if you'll pardon me for saying so. I got to have meself a proper bed or I'm a terror. [To Darla] Isn't that right love?

Darla

He's young.

And this one, down in the goose feathers, and the finest silks and linens and a view... [Angelus comes around to Darla] ...she's always got to have the view... [leans in close to her] ...don't you, my lamb?.

Darla

We fed very recently. The blood is still hot in his veins.

You noticed that, did you?

We stalk the surface to feed and grow our ranks. We do not live amongst the human pestilence!

I'll be honest, you really couldn't with that face, now could you?

Darla

Angelus!

It's not stuck like that now is it?

Darla

The Master has grown past the curse of human features.

I'm not gonna get a bat-nose like that, huh? Am I?

Very few vampires are cunning enough to have lived as long as I have - which you've now... [The Master grabs Angelus by the front of his coat and throws him across the room) ...demonstrated.

Naples, you and me Darla. What do you say?

Darla

Angelus...

This is no place for you - bound to the likes of him.

You should show... [Master hits Angelus over the head, dropping him to the ground] ...the proper respect.

You belong by my side, out in the world, feeding as we like,taking what we need. I'll give you that view you crave, darling. I'll give you everything.

[to Darla] Tell the truth - whose face do you want to look at for eternity? His, or mine?

You idiot. I made her.

You're leaving with the stallion, aren't you?

No. Let them go. He won't last. I give it a century, tops.