Eve quotes from Angel

Angel

I just want you to be careful, Fred, because I know how charming Spike can be.

Eve

He is quite the dish, with those eyes...

And the hair and the cheeks and--what do you think I am, stupid? I know he's been playing me with the looks and the smiles. I'm not some idiot schoolgirl with a crush.

Angel

Then what is it?

It's about doing what's right. Remember?

Eve

[About Wesley] Willing to risk anything... or anyone... for the greater good. Look, hey... I'm just asking. Could it be there's another reason you're getting so mad at him about this? Mmm... stealing your son, for instance?

Angel

We don't talk about my son.

Eve

You don't trust Wesley, do you? I mean, I can see that. He did turn Connor over to your sworn enemy.

Angel

He didn't mean for that to happen. He thought he was doing the right thing.

Eve

And I guess it all worked out. Connor's OK, you're happy. Maybe Wesley knew what he was doing after all. Even if he doesn't remember any of it.

Angel

That's got nothing to do with... I just want to be kept informed. That's all.

Eve

Is it? Or are you worried about the next time Wesley betrays you trying to do "the right thing"?

Eve

That's odd.

Spike

I know what this is. YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME TO HELL, PAVAYNE!

Spike

Oh. Well, that's just something I say... when, uh... it gets dark.

Eve

How's our blond crusader? He buying into it?

Lindsey

So far. I mean, he hasn't sewn a big red S on his chest yet, but he's getting there.

Angel

We've got a problem, Eve.

Eve

Damn right, you do. When I tell the partners you assaulted me--

Angel

[pacing] A couple weeks ago, a man approached Spike. Told him that the Powers That Be have some missions for him. Spike, brain trust that he is, went along with it.

Spike

[insulted] Hey!

Angel

[standing in front of Eve now] He's the one who told Spike to save me from the parasite. The parasite you put on me in the first place.

Eve

Not this again.

Cordelia

Get out of that chair and I will feed you those Manolo Blahniks. [looks at Eve's shoes] Which are stunning, by the way. [smirks]

Angel

Seems to me like you and this guy are working together.

Eve

[sits] Look, I don't know what you're talking about, but you--you can't keep me here. I have to leave.

Angel

But the thing that really, really pisses me off is that this guy seems to be going by the name of Doyle.

Eve

Doesn't ring a bell.

Cordelia

It does to me. [yelling in Eve's face] Rings a big fricking gong, and I wanna know who has the nerve to be using that name.

Angel

I'm gonna give you one chance to tell me where he is.

Cordelia

Angel, torture her.

Angel

What?

Eve

What?

Cordelia

You heard me. Building's clearing out, means we don't have a lot of time. Have at it.

Angel

I can't just torture her.

He's right, Cordy. If we sink to their level...

Angel

Harmony!

Harmony

Is this okay? I mean, I am evil, technically. I don't mind torturing her for the team.

Angel

Yeah. Okay.

Harmony

Come on, you hussy! [backhands Eve across the face] Spill it!

Lorne

[asking Eve] This thing coming after you. How bad on a scale of, say, one to Terminator?

Eve

[about Hamilton] Oh, god. He's here.

Harmony

That's the guy? He's just a suit.

Hey, you, stop! Put your hands up!

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