Spike quotes from Angel

Spike

It's called Addiction, Angel. We all have them. I believe yours is called Slutty the Vampire Slayer.

Spike

A spoon?! That's just...Well, OK, that's more...[the butler collapses] Disappointing, really

Spike

Wait. What the hell am I worried about?

Spike

Bugger, that hurt!

Spike

Andrew double-crossed us? [pause] That's a good move. [chuckles] Hope for the little ponce yet.

Spike

Angelus? They'll let anyone in here.

Spike

There's a hole in the world. Feels like we ought to have known.

Spike

You filthy harlot! [Gets to his feet] I'm gonna tear your neck out!

Spike

[to Illyria] It's not murder if you say yes.

Angel

You might as well go home, Spike. The Gem of Amarra stays with me.

Spike

Why? Because you're 'Angel, Vamp Detective' now? I'm so scared. What's next? Vampire Cowboy? Vampire Fireman? Oh, Vampire Ballerina!

Angel

I do like to work with my legs.

Darla

You took him from me! You stole him away! You gave him a soul!

He must suffer, as all his victims have suffered.

Darla

That is no justice! Whatever pain he caused to your daughter was momentary, over in an instant... or an hour. But what you've done to him will force him to suffer for the rest of eternity! Remove that filthy soul so my boy might return to me!

Angelus is gone on away. Where is he?

Darla

[grabs a hold of the Gypsy's neck] Drusilla, the camp - go on - kill things!

He shall be very cross if he finds we had a lovely mass slaughter without him.

Darla

[closes her eyes for a moment] He'll join us soon. Now do as you're told.

[licks one of her fingers and nods] Okay.

Darla

In that wagon is your family. Your wife and daughters will die tonight without my protection. [Strokes the man's cheek] But if you'll do as I say, your family can live.

Spike

What?

[swaying by the fire] Pretty music, pretty, pretty music. [Spike comes up to her and she pulls him into her dance] They cry out for mercy. They cry out for mercy.

Darla

Show none.

Darla

So, where have you two been?

Drusilla

Can I tell?

Spike

No need to be humble.

Drusilla

My little Spike just killed himself a Slayer.

Darla

[to Angel] Did you hear that?

Angel

[to Spike] Congratulations. I guess that makes you one of us.

Spike

Don't be so glum, eh? The way you tell it, one Slayer snuffs another one rises. I figure, there is a new chosen one getting all chosen even as we speak. I tell you what, when and if this new bird shows up, I'll give you first crack at it!

Drusilla

Hmm, I smell fear.

Angel

This whole place reeks of it.

Drusilla

It's intoxicating.

Angel

Let's get out of here. This rebellion is starting to bore me.

Spike

What? What?

Harmony

What the hell are you doing here, Spike?

Wesley

Harmony, please.

Gunn

This is Spike? *The* Spike?

Wait a minute. Who's...

Lorne

[calmly, to Spike] Easy, slim. Easy. No one's gonna hurt you.

Gunn

Speak for yourself, Green Jeans.

OK, would somebody please tell me who...

Wesley

William the Bloody. He's a vampire. One of the worst recorded. Second only to...

Angel

Me. But you're dead.

Harmony

Well, yeah. Who here isn't? [looks around] Besides him and him and her and... [to Lorne] What are you, again?

Spike

[lunges at Angel in game-face, but goes right through him and winds up standing in Angel's desk] Bugger.

Spike

I must be in hell.

Lorne

Er... no, L.A., but a lot of people make that mistake.

Wesley

Did you remember a strange sensation when it released its energy?

Spike

You mean my skin and muscle burning away from the bone? Organs exploding in my chest? Eyeballs melting in their sockets? No. No memory at all thanks for asking.