Charles Gunn quotes from Angel

Gunn

Whoo Whoo! My God! They told me it was true, but I didn't believe em. Damn, here it is. Evil white folks really do have a mecca. Now, now, now girls, don't get all riled up. (screams) Did you just step on my foot? Was that my foot you just stepped on? Are you assulting me up in this haven of justice?! Somebody get me a lawyer, because my civil rights have seriously been violated. Oh, I get it, y'all can cater to the demon... cater to the dead man... but what about the black man!?

Gunn

Wait, are you sayin' ... Is he gonna sing? Oh, God, is Angel gonna sing?

Gunn

(after Fred's invention launches an axe through the Durslar beast's head) So. Not a toaster.

Gunn

I say it once, and gloat all you want: these guys are tight, and I am trippin' out!

Gunn

If he ain't dead, I'm gonna kill him!!

Gunn

Damn! This is so much harder than it looks on Batman.

Gunn

Now, instead of just worryin' about big bad rock-eater, we got Darth Vampire livin' in the basement.

Gunn

(to Angel) Well, congratulations. You're gonna have a grandspawn.

Gunn

How come you do it? How come you're out here?

Angel

What else are we gonna do? I'll be around.

Gunn

I don't need no help.

Angel

I might.

Gunn

What are you doing out here?

Angel

Skulking. Professionally.

Gunn

I saw you in bed.

Cordelia

What?

Wesley

I can see that this is none of my business.

Gunn

You too.

Wesley

Now wait just a moment.

Gunn

At the hospital. After Angel's building blew, he sent me there to keep an eye on you.

Wesley

Orb of Ramjerin.

Gunn

"Orb of Ramjerin, please" makes it happen.

Wesley

Please! And do be careful. Ancient conjuring orbs are notoriously fragile.

Wesley

Angel!

Angel

Guys, don't listen to it, alright? What ever it's whispering to you, just ignore it.

Cordelia

They were like this all the way over here in the car.

Angel

Oh.

Gunn

I'll say please.

Cordelia

Oh I forgot, you'll use your famous charm like you did this afternoon with that pigeon stool.

Gunn

It's stool pigeon.

Wesley

This is all just precautionary. When push comes to shove, Angel's our - we trust him.

Gunn

[picks up gun] I see.

Cordelia

It's not like he turns evil every time he gets this cranky.

Gunn

He turns evil?!

Gunn

There's nothing I respect more than loyalty.

Wesley

That's good to hear.

Gunn

But if the bad Angel walks through that door I will kill him in two seconds flat.