[A spell has transformed Angel into a puppet.]
FFred
Oh, my God! Angel, you're... cute!
Fred, don't...
FFred
But the little hands! And the hair! [strokes his hair]
Hey! You're fired.
“Smile Time” · Season 5
In this episode: Puppet Angel (8), Spike (3), Wesley Wyndam-Pryce (2), Fred (2), Lorne (1), Harmony Kendall (1)
Maybe it's some kind of puppet... cancer?
[teeth gritted] I do not have puppet cancer!
[barges into Angel's office] Hello, big guy! Need another car. Afraid this last one ended up in the drink... [stops in mid-thought when he sees puppet Angel sitting at the desk]
[anxiously] Spike...
[staring] Look at you.
[gesturing with his hands] Just turn around and walk away.
[still staring] You're a--
Spike!
You're a bloody puppet! [starts laughing uncontrollably]
What are you people looking at? Well?!
They're looking at the wee little puppet man.
[after beating Spike, to the bemused staff] Yes, I'm a puppet. Doesn't mean you don't have work to do. [walking back to his office] Harmony, get my call list.
Um...
Spike needs a car.
[to Harmony] You heard the puppet.
[about Angel] He's realized Nina has feelings for him.
FFred
Well, took long enough.
He can be rather dense.
FFred
Um... By the way, my car is in the shop again and I was thinking--
Of course. [picks up the phone]
FFred
Maybe, you and I, we could--
[holds up his hand to silence her] Yes, Ms. Burkle needs a driver to take her home tonight. That's right: 511 Windward Circle.
[Angel tries to sew up an open slit on his head and fails.]
Stupid fingers! [string snaps] Stupid string!
Well... of course, I—ahem— ignored it completely, changed the subject, and locked her in a cage.
[looks up from his papers] Sorry. What?
No, it's not. It's time to kick your ass all the way back to hell.
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