Lorne quotes from Angel

Wesley

Had to be someone else. Someone with the ability to slip past Wolfram & Hart security systems.

Lorne

Like our magically tattooed faux Doyle.

Angel

Spike, I don't wanna go in blind. Anything else you know about this guy?

Spike

Not much. Average size. Dressed like an urban cowboy. Got his hand chopped off once.

His hand?

Wesley

He's back.

Angel

Lindsey.

Who?

Angel

Lock the building down, make sure he can't get out. Don't trust security systems. He won't show up because of those tattoos of his.

Wesley

There could be a way to fix that. I'll need some help.

Lorne

My dance card's free.

[to Angel] Who is Lindsey?

Cordelia

A lawyer. Wolfram & Hart's former golden boy, till he ran off to go find himself.

Angel

Yeah, he should've stayed lost. Harmony, guard Eve. She moves, eat her.

Harmony

[grins widely] Really? Thanks.

Lorne

Maybe it's some kind of puppet... cancer?

Puppet Angel

[teeth gritted] I do not have puppet cancer!

Lorne

[asking Eve] This thing coming after you. How bad on a scale of, say, one to Terminator?

Eve

[about Hamilton] Oh, god. He's here.

Harmony

That's the guy? He's just a suit.

Hey, you, stop! Put your hands up!

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Angel

If this is our chance to get into a better grace with the head office, I have to say it's not my priority.

Oh, no, don't think about us, Angel. Think about profits. It's profits that let you keep this plucky little boat-load of good above water. It's a business, boys, not a Batcave.

Lorne

Well, I'll tell you what--still like him better than Eve.

Lindsey

I could sing for you.

Lorne

I've heard you sing. [takes out a gun with a silencer and shoots Lindsey twice in the chest]

Lindsey

Why... why did you...

Lorne

One last job. You're not part of the solution, Lindsey. You never will be.

Lindsey

You killing me? A flunky?! I'm not just... Angel... kills me. You... Angel... [dies]

Lorne

Good night, folks.

Lindsey

Those guys were chumps.

Lorne

Now they're chunks. Demon strength or no, you're quite the master swordsman.

Lindsey

Well, I coudn't have done it without that high note in "MacArthur Park."

Lorne

Slays them every time.

Lindsey

Any word on the rest of the team?

Lorne

For all I know, we are the rest of the team. I haven't heard squat.

Lindsey

That's weird.

Lorne

They'll call.

Lindsey

No, I mean, me saying "team." And meaning it. I kind of like the feeling.

Lorne

Yeah, today.

Lindsey

You're really done with them?

Lorne

It isn't my kind of work anymore. It's unsavory.

Lindsey

Yeah, I think it's just getting interesting.

Lorne

Yeah, I bet you do.

Lindsey

You don't trust me. You don't think a man can change?

Lorne

It's not about what I think. This was Angel's plan.

Lindsey

Come on. I could sing for you.

Lorne

I've heard you sing. [takes out a gun with a silencer and shoots Lindsey twice in the chest]

Lindsey

Why... why did you...?

Lorne

One last job. You're not part of the solution, Lindsey. You never will be.

Lindsey

You killing me? A flunky?! I'm not just... Angel... kills me. You... Angel... [dies]

Lorne

Good night, folks.