Charles Gunn quotes from Angel

We don't know. Not here.

Gunn

You check her pad?

I stopped by there earlier.

Gunn

You enjoying your visit to 1973? I meant her message pad.

Oh right, that's a good idea. [Picks up a pencil] Oh, here. Use this you can make a rubbing of the impressions she left, see what the last thing was that she wrote.

Gunn

Or we could just read the carbon.

[Drops the pencil] Or you can do that.

S2 Epiphany

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Guys, guys. Does it make sense that she would go there in the middle of the night, without calling either one of you?

WGWesley and Gunn

They owe us money.

Let's go.

S2 Epiphany

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[Angel pours Harmony some blood.]

Here we go. That's it. Drink up.

Harmony

Eww! Yech! It tastes funky.

It's pig's blood.

Harmony

Ugh, well, that's gonna go straight to my hips. [Sighs] How do you stand this?

You get used to it.

Harmony

I mean how do you stand everything? Being what you are, how can you deprive yourself of the taste? The sensation of rich, warm, human blood flowing into your mouth, bathing your tongue, caressing your throat with its sweet, sticky...

[Harmony's word picture is taking Angel to happy place.]

Gunn

[entering] I'm back!

Me too.

S2 Disharmony

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Gunn

We're at a dead end.

I thought we had more than that.

There's only one thing we can do now.

Oh, God. Oh no.

The karaoke bar.

Gunn

Angel's gonna sing?

Isn't there some other way?

There has to be. Think, dammit!

Hey! Wha ...

S2 Dead End

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Lindsey

Look, I need help.

I'll say. You might want to start with his singing. [Laughs.]

[Cordelia slaps the back of her hand against Angel's chest and steps up to Lindsey.]

Hi. You probably don't remember me. Cordelia. I know you're evil - and everything, but that was just so amazing.

Gunn

That was kind of tight.

Terrific, really.

Is everyone drunk?

S2 Dead End

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Lorne

Just remember, keep your head down. Xenophobia, kind of a watchword where I'm from.

Gunn

I don't get it. Why are they afraid of Xena? I mean, I think she's kinda fly.

Xenophobia. Fear of foreigners.

Gunn

Oh. Can we forget I just said that?

S2 Over the Rainbow

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Ha! I'm not on fire.

And we're together. And we didn't merge into some freakish, four-man Siamese twin!

Gunn

That was a risk?!? How come nobody told me that was a risk??

Can everyone just notice how much fire I'm not on?

S2 Over the Rainbow

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[Wesley and Gunn have been captured and are about to be executed .]

Gunn

I've got a plan.

Oh thank god! What is it?

Gunn

We die horribly and painfully. You go to hell, and I spend eternity in the arms of Baby Jesus.

S2 Through the Looking Glass

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Gunn

Those men you sent to create a diversion are going to get killed.

S2 There's No Place Like Plrtz Glrb

Yes, they are. [pause] You try not to get anybody killed, you wind up getting everybody killed.

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[to Groosalug] You're in charge now. And you've got a long road ahead. Slavery has ended, but reconstruction has just begun.

GGroo

What is this "reconstruction?"

Gunn, you wanna field this?

Gunn

It means, saying people are free, don't make em free. You've got races that hate each other. You got some folks getting work they don't want, others losing the little they had. You're looking at social confusion, economic depression and probably some riots. Good luck.

You'll do fine.

GGroo

It worries me...but not as much as- do you have to go, Majesty?

I don't want to. I'm really gonna miss your eyes, and the "Majesty" thing. But I have a job to do back home. It was really fun being your princess. [kisses him]

CCrowd

[bowing as Cordelia walks by] Your Majesty.

Should people be bowing in a free society?

S2 There's No Place Like Plrtz Glrb

These things take time.

[A.I come back from Pylea and find Willow sitting at the Hotel with a sad and serious look on her face]

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[Angel and co. come back from Pylea and find Willow sitting at the Hyperion Hotel with a sad and serious look on her face]

FFred

Are-are you sure about that?

Trust me. Tacos everywhere. And soap.

Gunn

Yo, that portal-jumping is a fun ride. We sell it to a theme park, we could get paid.

Okay, can I say it? I wanna say it.

Wesley. Say what?

There's no place like-- Willow?

What's...?

S2 There's No Place Like Plrtz Glrb

It's Buffy.

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I realize we sacrifice a great deal of our social lives, but we have to. Work demands it.

Gunn

True. I mean who's got time for love when you're out there, doin' it with the demons. (with regretful look) Didn't that come out sad and wrong.

S3 Heartthrob

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Gunn

Hmm, Angel and a bunch of monks in the middle of nowhere. There's a party. He should have got hammered and gone to Vegas like I told him.

He doesn't need a lap dance, he needs some peace and quiet to work through this.

S3 Heartthrob

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How's Fred?

She's alright, considering. We talked over what happened, and I think she'll becoming out of her room any decade now.

[chuckles] And how are you?

I'm o--

And don't say "okay." Angel, please, I know you. Never since you've came back from your grief trip I can tell that something's not right. And-and obviously, it's not. Buffy's dead, and I don't mean to diminish that. I miss her too. I just wanna say, I know that James with all his Romeo and Juliet madness, opened up a lot of wounds for you, but you'll be okay.

I'm okay.

Then, what's the problem?

That I'm okay. That losing Buffy didn't kill me, that I could deal with it. In all those years, no one ever mattered. Not like she did. And now she's gone... forever.

And you'll still here.

Yeah. I just feels like I'm betraying her somehow.

No. If you were a loser, if you were some sick obsessed vampire, that you'd go to a Snod demon, or whatever and get your heart cut out. But you're not. You're a living, breathing... well, living anyway, good guy, whose still fighting and trying to help people, and that's not betraying her, that's honoring her.

You think?

I'm Cordelia. I don't think. I know, okay?

Okay.

Cordelia. So, can we get back to work now?

Yeah, sure. There's work?

What do you know about Nester demons?