Just remember, keep your head down. Xenophobia, kind of a watchword where I'm from.
I don't get it. Why are they afraid of Xena? I mean, I think she's kinda fly.
Xenophobia. Fear of foreigners.
Oh. Can we forget I just said that?
“Over the Rainbow” · Season 2
In this episode: Puppet Angel (11), Wesley Wyndam-Pryce (8), Lorne (5), Charles Gunn (2)
They need the hotspot because they're going to Pylea, my home dimension.
AAgnes
And you're not going with them?
Hey. I'd rather have a hydrochloric acid facial. I'd rather invite a hive of wasps to nest in my throat. I'd rather sit through a junior highschool production of "Cats". You see where I'm going with this?
AAgnes
Not Pylea?
Exactomundo.
Who do we know who has handcuffs?
Well, I [pauses, as he was about to say, "do"] ..wouldn't know.
How you holding up?
Oh, I want to go bad. I'm just waiting for Wes to have that Eureka moment.
(from the other room) EUREKA!
Jeez. Oh, thank god.
You mean he actually really says Eureka?
[standing in the Pylean sunlight] Can everyone just notice how much fire I'm not on?
I don't wanna research, alright? I wanna jump through the big swirly hole thingy and save Cordelia!
We might never be able to get back!
[quietly] It's Cordy.
[After a beat Wesley nods and steps back.]
Krv Drpglr pwlz...
Oh, crap.
...chkwrt strplmt dwghzn prqlrzn lffrmtplzt.
[Nothing happens.]
Maybe I have to be standing where the portal opens.
[Lorne peeks over the bar than disappears again as Angel walks up on the stage and starts over.]
Krv Drpglr pwlz chkwrt strplmt dwghzn prqlrzn lffrmtplzt!
[Wesley sits down slowly as again nothing happens.]
What, is it - out of batteries? [Holds up the book and turns to face Lorne.] Is this thing out of batteries?!?
There's obviously not going to be any big swirly hole jumping without a big swirly hole.
Hmm, tough decision. Poor kid. But I'm right there with him.
Yeah. Me too, I guess.
No, I mean about the not going part. You do know I'm not going, right?
What? - But it's your world. We need a guide.
Remember when I said that I loved this dimension and I'm never, never, never gonna leave? Well, exactly which "never" did you not understand?
I suppose I could try a binding spell of some kind. Something to fuse us together as we enter the portal.
Good. Let's do that. Let's-
However, we could emerge on the other side as a freakishly hybridized Siamese twin.
...Keep looking?
PPark
I'm Gavin Park. This is my associate, Mr. Hayes. We represent Wolfram and-
Already bored.
Hand me a blanket! I'm gonna catch on fire!
[Wesley hands him a blanket but instead of taking it, Angel looks down at his hands, then around himself.]
Why am I not on fire?
Ha! I'm not on fire.
And we're together. And we didn't merge into some freakish, four-man Siamese twin!
That was a risk?!? How come nobody told me that was a risk??
Can everyone just notice how much fire I'm not on?
Let's start gathering some branches, some brush. Anything to cover up the car. Oh, hey, look. There's some over in that patch of sun. I'll get 'em!
No problem here, walking in the sun. Hey, do it all the time.
Yes, we're all heartily aware that you're not on fire.
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