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“Disharmony” quotes from Angel

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“Disharmony” · Season 2

In this episode: Cordelia Chase (4), Puppet Angel (3), Wesley Wyndam-Pryce (3), Harmony Kendall (2), Charles Gunn (1), Willow Rosenberg (1)

Well, I'm unaware of any red bird statuary in downtown Los Angeles, so unless you are I suggest.. [Harmony pops another bubble] *someone* put a *stake* through that woman's heart if she persists in popping her bloody chewing gum!

Harmony, do me a favor, lose the gum.

Okay, okay! Sorry. I thought it would help with the cravings.

[Rips a page out of the book Wesley was looking at earlier and spits her gum into it.]

I mean, you'd think I'd get a thank you for not biting any of you.

[Wesley snatches the crumpled page from her.]

*What* are you doing!?! This book is twelve centuries old!

Okay. So it's not like I messed up a new one.

[Angel pours Harmony some blood.]

Here we go. That's it. Drink up.

Eww! Yech! It tastes funky.

It's pig's blood.

Ugh, well, that's gonna go straight to my hips. [Sighs] How do you stand this?

You get used to it.

I mean how do you stand everything? Being what you are, how can you deprive yourself of the taste? The sensation of rich, warm, human blood flowing into your mouth, bathing your tongue, caressing your throat with its sweet, sticky...

[Harmony's word picture is taking Angel to happy place.]

[entering] I'm back!

Me too.

Okay, we are clear on the fact that Harmony's a vampire, right?

Ohhh! Harmony's a vampire! That's why she- Oh my God, I'm so embarrassed. All this time I thought she was a great big lesbo. [Pauses, most likely listening to Willow's news that she is in a relationship with a girl] Oh... good for you then.

Time and space. Those are the only solutions in a situation like this. And as long as we understand that, the healing process...

[Cordelia screams in the next room. She comes in holding clothes, ecstatically happy.]

Oh my God! These are gorgeous! You have the most amazing taste, like a gay man's taste and thats saying a lot. I love them so much! [hugs and kisses Angel] Thank you, thank you, you're the best. I have to go try these on. La la la! [Jumping with happiness] New clothes. I have new clothes.

[To an annoyed Wesley] I got her new clothes.

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