Groo quotes from Angel

Cordelia

[to Groosalug] You're in charge now. And you've got a long road ahead. Slavery has ended, but reconstruction has just begun.

What is this "reconstruction?"

Cordelia

Gunn, you wanna field this?

Gunn

It means, saying people are free, don't make em free. You've got races that hate each other. You got some folks getting work they don't want, others losing the little they had. You're looking at social confusion, economic depression and probably some riots. Good luck.

Cordelia

You'll do fine.

It worries me...but not as much as- do you have to go, Majesty?

Cordelia

I don't want to. I'm really gonna miss your eyes, and the "Majesty" thing. But I have a job to do back home. It was really fun being your princess. [kisses him]

[bowing as Cordelia walks by] Your Majesty.

Wesley

Should people be bowing in a free society?

Cordelia

These things take time.

Wow.

I know, huh?

I'm sorry this has come to pass.

Angel

I'm a little confused.

About what? What was unclear?

Well, upstairs you said you thought Gunn was in danger.

He is!

And you think that because...?

He broke up with me!

Oh.

But not really.

Oh. No?

No!

That is good. I am relieved.

No this is worse. Much worse. I wish he had broken up with me.

Fred, are you sure he didn't? I mean, those things you said he said to you...

I know I said he said those things to me, but he would never say those things to me.

Those things he said?

Exactly! That's why I know he's in trouble.

Angel

Let me get this straight. You and Gunn are dating.

Not any more, I guess!

Fred, honey.

Don't you see? He hurt me. And the only reason he'd do something like that is to protect me from something. And whatever it is, it's gotta be bad, because this hurts like hell.

Angel

Then I guess we better help him. We are not losing another member of this family.

Cordelia

Angel --

Angel

I know.

We are surrounded.

Angel

I know.

We have to save Charles!

Angel

I know!

The Groosalugg

[gravely] Angel... You and I have fought side by side on more than one occasion. Fellow warriors, shoulder to shoulder. By now, my counsel must assuredly hold weight, so I beseech you to heed my words.

Angel

Mmm... oo-kay...

Pomegranate Mist is the wrong color for this room.

Summer Splendor is a hue more worthy of a champion. Or, perhaps this unique one called "purpla".

Angel

Purple. Yet you have no problems pronouncing pomegranate.

It was my mother's name.

Angel

(sarcastically) What are the odds?

Angel

I'm going underground. Somebody hit the surface streets.

Gunn

We got it, man.

We will not fail - man.

Lorne

[about Angel doing nothing with regards to Connor's return] Sometimes nothing is the best something. If a thing's meant to be, sometimes it's best to just let it happen, rather than try to force it.

But if a thing is meant to be, how can it be forced?

Lorne

Well, I guess it can't.

And if a thing is not meant to be?

Lorne

Well, then it really can't. Just 'cause someone hops a dimension or two is no guarantee things will work out. [realises that this also applies to Groo's relationship with Cordelia] Well, aren't you just sneaky with the subtext?

[walking towards the exit] It is a beautiful day. If my princess asks, tell her I have gone for a walk. [stops walking; turns to face Lorne] If she asks. [leaves]