[Hayley's trigger phrase]
I'm getting fed up with this orgasm!
“Haylias” · Season 3, Episode 5
In this episode: Stan Smith (6), Hayley Smith (2), Francine Smith (1), Klaus (1)
It's time to change my entire life. That's what that recurring dream's been trying to tell me. The one where I'm in that creepy classroom.
[drops mug] What? I didn't drop that mug because you mentioned that dream.
That dream is a warning. Society's trying to brainwash me to conform, to color inside the lines, to get married and have babies. Well I'm not drinking the Kool-Aid anymore.
Have you tried it with Splenda?
The path to happiness?
Yeah. It starts in Marriage Land and runs through Mommy Town. Final destination - Housewife City, where you watch TV all day long and blame everything on a Mexican woman who only comes on Tuesdays.
[Stan aims a shotgun at Hayley]
Hayley, don't make me have to [she quickly snatches the shotgun from him and aims it at him] [lovingly and quickly speaking] spare your life because you're a part of the family!
[Hayley holds Stan at gunpoint]
Okay Hayley, I give up. This whole thing was my fault anyway. You were on your own path to happieness, and if killing me will put you back on that path then go ahead. Just know that I love you and I always will. You're my little girl. Now, if you still feel you can pull that trigger-
[Hayley shoots him]
Man, I can't believe I survived a shot to the head.
Well, the doctor says you'll have some memory loss, but I'll be by your side through every step of your recovery, my friend.
Who's the talking fish?
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