[laughs] Oh, my God! Stan has no friends! And he didn't even realize! He's like America, the guy.
“Dope & Faith” · Season 3, Episode 3
In this episode: Stan Smith (2), Roger (1)
(after Stan fails to convince Brett that God exists)
Brett, wait! The Lord is my shepherd, but you're my ride home!
Roger (to himself): Okay, Steve. Let's see how special you're gonna feel when some crack-whore throws you off her front porch!
I'm having a spiritual crisis. What do you do when your best friend doesn't believe in God?
FDFather Donovan
Well, Stan, we're hardly best friends.
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