[to Kenan, after getting amnesia due to a concussion from a falling spotlight] "'Josh'. 'Josh'. Why does everyone keep calling me 'Josh'? My name is Lord Swainsboro of Fontcastle...you lout." "'Lout'? Who you callin' a 'lout'?"
[to Katrina Johnson] "Hey, what's a lout?"
"I don't know. But he's Lord Swainsboro of Fontcastle."
"Well, ever since he got hit on the head, he thinks he's an English gentleman from the 18th century."
"Oh, c'mon; cut it out, Josh. This isn't funny."
"Gentlepeople! I must ask you to refrain from calling me by this...'Josh'. My name is Lord Swainsboro of Fontcastle."
"We gotta snap him outta this before the show starts."
"Yeah; he's in the first scene."
[to Katrina] "Ah, good lady, I beg your pardon. But the only appointment on my schedule today is for afternoon tea. I'm meeting Lord Worcestershire at 4 PM this very day."
"Oh, he's been goin' off the deep end; see, somethin' wrong. Somethin' wrong."
"Hi, everybody!"
"'Manda!" [They fist-bump]
"Hi, Amanda, hi."
"Oh; what a delightful young cherub." [He kneels before Amanda]
"What's with him?"
"He got hit in the head with a light. Now he thinks he's Lord Fruitcake of Freakspit."
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