(The very first Miss Fingerly sketch)
Now, take out your textbooks, and turn to chapter…
(She notices that one of the students is chewing his gum)
Young man, are you chewing gum? Hmmmm? Well, if you want to chew gum, you’re going to have to bring some for the rest of the class, understand?
Um…yes, Miss Fingerly.
Good. Now, take out your textbooks, and turn to chap-…ter…
(Another student is listening to her radio, with her headphones on; she is presumably listening to "Doggie Rap", from the episode "Doug's Pet Capades [©1993] of the Nicktoon Doug [©1991-1994], created by Jim Jinkins)
Young lady, you know the rules. Did you bring large radios for the rest of the class, hmmmm?
Yes I did, Miss Fingerly!
(She gives her other radios to the other students; Miss Fingerly notices another student is eating chocolate pudding)
What are you eating there, young man?
Um, just pudding, Miss Fingerly.
Oh, I see. Well, I also see you don’t have some for the rest of the class, do you?
Just one moment, please.
(He leaves, and returns with a green wheelbarrow filled with chocolate pudding and whipped cream, with a cherry that's at least the size of his head)
Pudding, everybody?
(The other students cheer, and help themselves to the pudding)
All right; now, that is not funny!
(The younger brother of Student #3 enters)
Who are you, hmmmm?! You’re not in this class, young man!
Oh, I’m sorry, Miss Fingerly. This is my little brother. I brought him here so he could watch today.
This is unacceptable; you know the rules!
You know I do, Miss Fingerly. C’mon, gang!
(His brother’s seven classmates enter; and both classes start singing ‘Whoomp!’ [©1993] by Tag Team; Miss Fingerly screams and buries her face in the pudding in the wheelbarrow)
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