Mike quotes from All in the Family

What about your father? How can you trust him again? The next thing you know, he's going to be bugging our bed!

This is Archie Bunker. And I can honestly say that he is not now, nor has he ever been a member of the Jewish faith.

Arch, if I did not know better. I'd swear those were your words coming out of his (Paul's) mouth.

(regarding the restaurant) We'd thought you'd like this place.

You're saying I'm the one that broke the refrigerator. Well, I'm not the only one who uses it, you know! I'm not the only one who eats around here, you know! We all eat! You eat as much as I do!

You!

Congratulations Arch, you just contributed your own power cut.

Whereas we have our fair share of coloreds in this neighborhood...

Watergate, Watergate, Watergate, Watergate

Why can't Mr. Quigley stay with us for a few days?

We're all family here.

By now, (Archie) probably realizes it's his fault, he's going to walk in here, he's not going to say anything about it, and I don't believe a word I just said.

If something goes wrong, if you've got a complaint, wouldn't you rather talk to a human being face-to-face?

Is there anything for me?

There's a storm at sea. The boat overturns, and your mother and I are drowning. Which one of us would you save? Just answer the question, which one of us would you save?