MMike
We're all family here.
Archie: Don't remind me!
“Archie the Gambler” · Season 4
In this episode: Archie Bunker (2), Mike (2)
Let me tell you something about beer: You can never buy beer, you can only rent it.
MMike
By now, (Archie) probably realizes it's his fault, he's going to walk in here, he's not going to say anything about it, and I don't believe a word I just said.
I demand an apology.
Edith: It's you that's gotta apologize to me.
Archie: I gotta? That's like asking Pearl Harbor to apologize to the Japs.
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