Louise Jefferson quotes from All in the Family

Louise

Was his death untimely?

Archie: Yeah, around lunchtime.

Louise

Don't give me that "woman" jazz!

George: Don't gimme that jazz, woman!

Louise

Edith, you're a doll. How did we find neighbors like you?

Archie: You moved out of Harlem.

Louise

And you know what happens to blacks with no education, and looking for a job. They are last on the list.

George: No they ain't, the Puerto Ricans are last.

Archie: He's right Louise, the Puerto Ricans are last. Only they don't know it because they can't read the list.

Louise

Lionel, you better go to your room. I don't want you to get hit by your father.

Lionel: Why is he going to hit me?

Louise: Because I'm not sure where I'm going to throw him!