Ma, are you in some kind of trouble?
Edith: No, and I can't tell you what it is!
“Archie and the Computer” · Season 4
In this episode: Mike (2), Archie Bunker (1), Edith Bunker (1), Gloria Stivic (1)
I think you found the goose that laid the golden prune.
MMike
If something goes wrong, if you've got a complaint, wouldn't you rather talk to a human being face-to-face?
Archie: Sure I would. But all I got is you.
I don't want nobody to be dead.
Archie: Edith, somebody's gotta be dead; that's life.
MMike
Is there anything for me?
Archie: No, nothing for you, Meathead, just for your mother-in-law. Sympathy cards.
Mike: Those people probably found out you're still alive.
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